Texas fat man IQ

The amount of iq that a standard Texian-Floridian fat man has. With recent scientific breakthroughs, their IQ is estimated to be around 70-85, which is higher than Texas fat men appear to be. Saying someone has “Texas fat man IQ” is essentially saying they are stupid, or unintelligent.

A: Bro how did you do on the math test?
B: I have texas fat man IQ.
A: Oh you didnt do that well then huh?

by Michael Hyperwebster April 05, 2025

Fat Fucker

An individual that participates in consensual sex with obese people.

Alf fucked the overweight girl, Abbie, again. That “fat fucker” loves obese women.

by Henson Bean August 03, 2023

fat oldie

a beautiful, amazing, cool, funny and smart, and loving person

i love fat oldie

by love you< 3 November 30, 2022

A fat asshole

Pull your cheeks apart and fart. If it still made a sound, you’ve got a fat asshole.

“Couldn’t you have done that silently?!”

“Can’t help that I have a fat asshole, Sharon.”

by Rocky Mudds October 29, 2023

Roll Fat

To roll the biggest number on a die or dice

"Okay... we do not want to roll fat." *rolls a six* "And just like that I roll fat!"

by crafty453 August 03, 2023

Fat Elmo Farts

the F.E.F for short these noxious fumes will go down into your butt infecting you too. making you fart those fumes like the Apocalypse but smellier

the Fat Elmo Farts will make you a undead farting zombie
status: Extremely bad for your mental health

by The High Flatulence February 10, 2022

Jose fat ass

A nigga that is so fat he makes me want too fucking dive in a camel’s asshole

Look at Jose fat ass

by I hate 🥷 June 02, 2022