Mail stamps originally originated from the small land mass know as English. The first homo sapien to use these sticky pieces of technology was a man by the name of Dr J.Murdoch. Dr Murdoch sat in his chair wondering what to do with this pieces of paper. Dr Murdoch decided they would be good to put on those envelope things. So he slapped one on a envelope. Dr Murdoch instantly thought it looked sick. So he started printing a heap of them. When they were finished printing he sat down to have his dinner, which was Chicken soup (prepared by his lovely wife). While he was eating he admired his stamps. Then he dropped then all I his soup on accident. He quickly scooped them out and let them dry. He sniffed them and they smelled like chicken. He liked it and decided that he'd do it to all his stamps from now on. And that's why all the mail stamps now smell like chicken.
by Hazza_P December 23, 2020
Get the chicken mail stampsmug. Eskimo chicken is when a someone has slept around with people you know and they get Eskimo chicken because of the Eskimo brothers joke.
by anonymous February 16, 2025
Get the Eskimo chickenmug. A chicken puss is a hairball crotch covered in chicken grease, ready to be effed. Usually not taken care of at all and is typically found in the 2nd stall at kfc
by Willthebicicelman6969 June 21, 2025
Get the Chicken pussmug. by Baby Voice January 20, 2025
Get the Chocken Chickenmug. la-la-la lava, chi-chi-chi chicken. STEEEEEEEVE'S LAVA CHICKEN, yeah its tasty as hell. OOOOOOhhhh mamacita now your rigging the bell. Crispy and juicy now your havin' a snack. OOOOOh super spicy is a LAVA ATTAAAAAAAACK!!!
by Jamos2727 April 22, 2025
Get the Steve's lava chickenmug. When you take your really skinny friend to the gym, and he/she keeps insisting they belong on the treadmill/cycling machine.
So in an attempt to prove that your weight lifting makes you physically superior to him/her in every physical manner, you both get on a treadmill, trying to outlast each other, while simultaneously turning up the intensity of the machines.
Nobody wins because this game sucks.
So in an attempt to prove that your weight lifting makes you physically superior to him/her in every physical manner, you both get on a treadmill, trying to outlast each other, while simultaneously turning up the intensity of the machines.
Nobody wins because this game sucks.
Gym Rat 1: You should take Sarah to the gym
Gym Rat 2: NAH BRO, I already did, she just wants to play a game of Cardio Chicken
Gym Rat 1: Tough brah, did you at least beat her
Gym Rat 2: ...
Gym Rat 1: Brutal dude
Gym Rat 2: BRO I SWEAR SHE'S A TRACK STAR OR SOMETHING
Gym Rat 2: NAH BRO, I already did, she just wants to play a game of Cardio Chicken
Gym Rat 1: Tough brah, did you at least beat her
Gym Rat 2: ...
Gym Rat 1: Brutal dude
Gym Rat 2: BRO I SWEAR SHE'S A TRACK STAR OR SOMETHING
by Morles December 27, 2022
Get the Cardio Chickenmug. by EpicKingNayr March 1, 2021
Get the Burnt chicken nugget+chicken nuggetmug.