Life

A long water slide where you drown at the end

Boy: My life is great and so are you!
Girl: You look like the guy who would try out for minor league football, not make the cut, then for the next ten years talk about how much football you play.
Boy: She salty, me likey!
Girl: Find someone with the same below average grammer and life as you.

by datonegurl December 9, 2018

The Half Life Point

A sudden turning point in how things in a category are made due to a revolutionary item created in that category
(Like how half life 1 changed game making)

George Lucas's Star Wars is like The Half Life Point of movie making.

by declandude25_newer May 21, 2022

Life

Life is that property which a being will lose as a result of falling out of a cold and mysterious cave, 13 miles above ground level.

« Life is like a box of chocolates »

by Neutrophil April 16, 2022

Slurp Life

Living happy and unapertured , irrespective of whatever challenge you are facing.

Lost your job? Problem no dey finish, Slurp Life

by Slurp Life October 16, 2023

Life

Something that i don't have. You don't have one either if you are reading this right now.

My life is does not exist.

by emilywhelan :) December 4, 2018

The meaning of life

42

What's the meaning of life?

42

by Whoamiwhatismyprune January 9, 2022

Life

Something that we wish we had...

Man... I wish I had a life...

by Quad L99 January 26, 2020