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Life

Doing everything “for your sake” against your will
Kid: mom why do I go to school? I don’t want to
Mom: it’s for your own sake
Kid: -_- it’s that what life got for me?
by Yessir oki May 9, 2021
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Life

The seemingly never ending pit of darkness that was inflicted upon us when we were forced out of the void into these puny flesh cages just to suffer for a mere few years before being flung back into oblivion.
“How’s life going”
Me: hopefully it’s not going for much longer :)
by i_h8_me June 6, 2021
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After Life Music

After Life Music is a musical sub genre of RAP, created in 2020 by the French rapper Lil Tinny then taken over by Bonzi Buddy & JPJ. It will be one of the biggest successes in the career of Lil Tinny with two albums named "After Life Deluxe" & "After Life II". This sub-genre consists that it is a genre where the person is completely drugged to not know what to say hence the name of After Life.
"C'est l'After Life Music n*gr*, Lil Tinny j'explose tout comme si j'était un Boeing 767"
by niron June 12, 2021
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THUBJGUN LIFE

The HATE U BRING JUST GAVE US NEGATIVE LITTLE INFANTS FUCKS EVERYBODY. BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR.
I invented and made and created thubjgun life. By lbj as in Lonnie benningfield junior.
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life

A constant state of depression followed by imminent death.
"stayin alive, stayin alive a-ha ha ha" - Bee gees
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Life Rapist

One who fucks up the lives of unsuspecting friends and relatives and then gaslights you into thinking it was all your idea.
Everything was going according to plan, until that life rapist of a cousin of yours came along and put his "two cents" in
by Icantsaywhatkindofdoctor August 18, 2024
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Jaws of Life

The process of spreading the anus out horizontally with both hands, fingers spread and wrist deep.
"She got trapped in the washing machine, so I gave her the Jaws of Life."
by salmon_eggs August 21, 2024
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