Back in my day...

The prefix of a phrase uttered by elders and adults describing what it was like to do something in their own past.

Old Man Ulysses: Back in my day, we would look up Webster's Dictionary instead of Urban Dictionary. No biased information there!
Pizza Guy: WAT 0_0
Wordington-Chan: Gee, I didn't know that. Thanks for the enlightment~! ^w^
Old Man Ulysses: You're welcome, lass. Anyways, back in my day, instead of ordering pizza, we made our own on our farms.
Pizza Guy: WAT ):<
Old Man Ulysses: Back in my day...
Pizza Guy: WATEVER (Yeah, I know, nobody used emoticons in their own dialogues.)

by Mr. Wordington the Tenth October 31, 2018

Red Flag Day

1) Pertains to the marked days of a woman's bleeding "period" within the menstrual cycle, from the beginning to the end.

2) "Happy Red Flag Day" is a phrase often used in woman code to welcome one-another into the relentless, ceremonial unleashing of hell about life's problems, onto the ears of the unwilling-- mainly men. You may see this act transpire on Facebook with 12 guys asking "what does red flag day mean,'' followed by 37 "likes" on the initial post. The best means of avoiding this outcome is to remain silent and do not (repeat) DO NOT engage in dialog.

Girl 1: Hey youuu, happy Red Flag Day.

Girl 2: God, I know. I just want it to be over!

Guy 1: What red flag day?

Girl 2: You never listen to me, EVER! I'm leaving... ASSHOLE ::slams door::

Guy 1: ...What!? What the hell was that about?

by davidjkeys January 11, 2012

national sisters day

National sisters day is to appreciate your big sisters or little sisters and to be grateful for them.

Hey Maria did you go wish your mean ass sister a happy national sisters day.

by Maomi May 29, 2020

Christopher Walken Day

Feb the 14th. The day when single men and women get together, watch Christopher Walken movies, and make crass jokes about everybody who had to buy chocolate and flowers for somebody that probably doesn't even really want them anyway.

Hey, are you comin' to my Christopher Walken Day party this Thursday? You can bring friends but no sucking face allowed! We're gonna be playing the drinking game where you drink every time Christopher Walken gives somebody the evil eye, so bring your favorite adult beverage as well.

by Avedis February 15, 2008

Penis Inspection Day

The day at school when the principal inspects the penises and forskins of whichever students he chooses. The students who are not circumcised are the given a circumcision with a rusty keychain knife.

Wow, Mr. Whitt gave me a very thorough inspection of my dick on penis inspection day.

I heard Jamars big penis slapped Mr. Smiths face when he went to inspect Jamal’s penis on penis inspection day in his history class.

by big_dicked_boiiii February 9, 2019

bad fuel day

The mood or feeling one experiences after having just filled his or her vehicle with $4.00+ per gallon gasoline. (Usually consists of a sense of great economic despair, impending doom, anger, frustration, depression and/or a combination of all the above)

"Leave me alone. I'm having a bad fuel day!"

by Sonoma County Dave April 22, 2008

National Penis Day

In New Zealand, September 4th is national penis day. Heaps of guys in each of the main cities go to a public place (like The Square in Christchurch), get naked and stand in a formation so as to form a giant penis. Lots of chicks and dirty old men go.

James: "Hey Luke, lets go to The Square to see your mum"
Luke: "What do you mea... HEY!!"

by Poon-Master Phoenix September 4, 2003