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"free range chicken" theory of business

A philosophy of doing business where the employees are treated fairly, not micromanaged and work in a healthy environment. The opposite of a sweat shop.
This place is a sweatshop! Clearly the owners do not believe in the philosophy of the "free range chicken" theory of business.

GE's practice of allowing employees to work from home 1-2 days a week is a great idea and they experience increased productivity from those employees. A true "free range chicken" theory of business philosophy.
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fried chicken 

Sex. On FML.com someone posted that they accidentally yelled pollo frito (or fried chicken) during sex. Therefore from now on fried chicken should mean sex. To have sex, the act of sex, sex in general.
I had me some fried chicken last night.
I would love for him to fry my chicken.

nipple chicken 

A small carniverous asexual-hermaphroditic creature that has been found on every continant of the Earth, including Madagascar. It has the body of a chicken, but its feet are two large bulbous protrusions that look like breasts.
Did you hear about that nipple chicken attack last week?
Yeah! I read about it on the North American Nipple Chicken Awareness Coalition's website, www.nipplechicken.tk!

beach chicken 

quoting a commentary by a female d.j. on a local classic rock station, "there are these young kids, like twelve years old, who go to the beach and give head to older guys"
Jay and Steve went over to the beach looking to get some beach chicken.
beach chicken by B-Max August 15, 2006

eating chicken 

living the good life, worry-free, leaving all of your troubles in the past
Having two broken arms was rough, but now I'm eating chicken. His dissertation took about 10 years, but now he's eating chicken.
eating chicken by _ifigured May 27, 2015

swamp chicken

shannon paine, sally ross, katie sorenson
the swamp chickens are giving out free handjobs again. damn they are swampy.
swamp chicken by tom cut May 11, 2008

winner winner chicken dinner 

.......a phrase used during the late 60's early 70's at "trap league" "Meat Shoots" in Waseca, Minnesota. (sportsmen who shoot at flying clay targets in lieu of live animals)

Individuals, or teams would gather on Wednesday evenings and Saturday mornings, to shoot clay pigeons.
The team and or winner would win a frozen chicken(s) (meat shoot) to take home to eat...... the announcer or competitor would yell out "winner winner chicken dinner"
shooter with highest score..... yells out WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER!