Definitions by fmylife_is_hilarous

fried chicken 

Sex. On FML.com someone posted that they accidentally yelled pollo frito (or fried chicken) during sex. Therefore from now on fried chicken should mean sex. To have sex, the act of sex, sex in general.

I had me some fried chicken last night.
I would love for him to fry my chicken.

fried chicken by fmylife_is_hilarous April 7, 2009