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joe mama

an insult to your peers because they be annoying asf
boy 1: ur dumb
boy 2: joe mama
boy 1: damn that hurt
by iliketurtletiddiez33 March 12, 2020
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Joe Biden

A geriatric bumbling buffoon, that is worked as a puppet by those ignorant enough to call themselves liberals. A man responsible for the racial divide of the United States, homeless veterans, and children getting sex change operations.

The President with the lowest approval rating EVER.

The only president to steal an election, only to be beat out the following election, by the same person he stole from
Look at that old stumbling man, the nursing home must’ve left him wait that’s Joe Biden
by Miles the great February 19, 2024
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joe buffa day

day to celebrate the successes of joe craig buffa
November 23
Aidan Cinardi: Hey do u know what day it is
Rita Rose: It’s Joe Buffa Day!
by Joe Buffa November 17, 2023
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joe

"bro hav u seen joe? i've been looking for him for 56 weeks pls i'm scared"
by echopacito October 7, 2019
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Sloppy Joe Biden

Receiving messy oral from somebody you definitely don’t want to admit you got it from; or, receiving oral from somebody who may or may not be all there
“Yeah, last week she came over and came me the ole Sloppy Joe Biden”

“You got an SJB from them?”

“Yeah, just keep it to yourself but it was great
by junkiemonkey737 March 25, 2024
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Joe Biden

Joe Biden was born and raised in Scranton, Pennsylvania, moving with his family to New Castle County, Delaware, in 1953 when he was ten. He studied at the University of Delaware before earning his law degree from Syracuse University in 1968. He was elected to the New Castle County Council in 1970 and became the sixth-youngest senator in U.S. history after he was elected to the United States Senate from Delaware in 1972, at age 29. Biden was the chair or ranking member of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee for 12 years and was influential in foreign affairs during Obama's presidency. He also chaired the Senate Judiciary Committee from 1987 to 1995, dealing with drug policy, crime prevention, and civil liberties issues; led the effort to pass the Violent Crime Control and Law Enforcement Act and the Violence Against Women Act; and oversaw six U.S. Supreme Court confirmation hearings, including the contentious hearings for Robert Bork and Clarence Thomas. He ran unsuccessfully for the Democratic presidential nomination in 1988 and 2008. Biden was reelected to the Senate six times and was the fourth-most senior sitting senator at the time when he became Obama's vice president after they won the 2008 presidential election, defeating John McCain and his running mate Sarah Palin. Obama and Biden were reelected in 2012, defeating Mitt Romney and his running mate Paul Ryan.
Random Person: It's US President Joe Biden!
Bodyguard: Shut the fuck up.
by JoeCandiceNuts March 10, 2022
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Alaskan Trader Joe's

Noun

A theoretical store that doesn't exist but should.

The nearest Trader Joe's to Anchorage, Alaska is a 40 hour drive away.

Don't complain that you have to drive an hour to get to Trader Joe's. You have been spoiled.
Bring Trader Joe's to Alaska! We need an Alaskan Trader Joe's!
by S.J. Bafalto June 18, 2023
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