Joe Rogan Smile

A wide, fake smile that insecure, short, celibate men make to show that they are "okay."

Usually done by fake tough guys into right-wing, American culture, to cope with their celibacy, desperation, and depression.
Ever notice how every guy over 35 takes a photo in his car giving a Joe Rogan smile?
by CutiePatootiePie January 23, 2025
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Dildo Joe

The originator of the mobile sex shop. Dildo Joe can be found roaming the streets of Manhattan wearing a black trench coat containing a moderate variety of sex toys. His private selection includes dildos, butt plugs, anal beads, vibrators, flesh lights and a few seasonal offerings (ex: President’s Day themed lingerie). He offers a fair price, along with the convenience of purchasing your favorite intimacy products when you need them most.
Aaron: Hey man, I really need to bust a nut and I’ve only got a 20 minute lunch break.

Michael: Go check out Dildo Joe, I just bought a few beads at the corner of Broadway and Canal.

Aaron: Thanks bro
by Djoe1011 March 21, 2024
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Alaskan Joe

The act of taking a shit in a moving charter bus's toilet.
"I can’t believe you did an Alaskan Joe during the road trip here! The whole bus stunk!"
by Duncaccino28 April 23, 2022
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Joe Li

Joe Li means that you are describing a person with unspoken rizz, which is passed on by the rizz god Chapman Yu himself.
This Joe Li guy, getting all the girls and everything bro.
by JoeRizzGod May 17, 2023
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vegetarian sloppy joe

Eating out the ass after filling it up with your own cum.

Or

Really shitty sex position no one would enjoy having just like no one enjoys a sloppy Joe without mean on it.
by King Small PeePee January 11, 2018
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Papa Joe

A nickname for Joseph Stalin, Lord and Savior of the gulags
Person: Hmm i wish we could have some fo-
Papa Joe: G U L A G
by xDankStarx March 22, 2018
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Joe Tan

A horrible mistake committed my to adults with Down syndrome. A nickname given to the retarded person in the group.
stfu joe tan ur shit and smell like it
by Cecon February 24, 2020
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