Fat Cow

Average Low Intelligent, Bossy Bitch Manager At Retail Grocery Stores (Often Times They Will Appear Behind Their Co-Workers To Attempt A Heart Attack Scare)

Leshauna; I was trying to deliver my online orders and Fat Cow Appeared Behind Me!

by AverageDonglerOfSims December 13, 2023

Fat guy

A long ass time. Used when something really hasn’t been done in a while.

“Yo I haven’t seen you in forever. It’s been a fat guy.”

by zrose19 December 17, 2023

wicked fat dyke

Big ole thick lady that loves to muff dive with the most wettest gash in the land. Usually named after a great aunt or somethin that was also a lesbian but was born in a time when they wasn’t allowed to be one. Wendy Lawson sounds like one. Maybe you should go ask her sister if you know what I mean.

Peter: Did you hear about Wendy Lawson?

Quint: Yeah she got caught eatin her sister’s juicy peach last night under the bleacher at the football stadium.

Peter: Bummer, I thought she liked cock.

Quint: No sir, she’s what they call a “wicked fat dyke”

by Leland Bruce December 19, 2023

Fat fucking ass

An individual with an extremely voluptuous derriere

Chad and some of his buddies from the lacrosse team we’re leaving the gym when they noticed an attractive woman. Chad turned to his buddies and said, “ damn…. That’s a fat FUCKING ass.” (Emphasis on the FUCKING)

by Sexycounselor123 July 3, 2023

Fat Top

A Person Having A Fat Stomach To The Point It Looks Like The Top Of A Mountain.

"Shut up bum you look like a Fat Top"

by Timmy McTimmson July 8, 2023

fat retard brothel

Lafayette apartment complex in Alameda where two undereducated people smoke cigs (tho landlord told them to plz stop), fight, and then fuck until they think they are finally in love

Man, did you hear the fat retard brotheling again? Hope he chokes on his lungs

by Crackrottenwhoresmarketibg man July 10, 2023

fat mole

A sad sad man who drives a 2004 lawnmower late at night upsetting all his neighbours and when he’s not doing that he’s sat in a lay-by attacking his mates villages on coin master what a sad little mole.

The Fat Mole was put in the back of the police car. He was going down for life all because he had a shitty little decat to make up for his tiny penis.

by Brooo119 July 11, 2023