Swank Ass

Similar to the well known "Swamp Ass" Swank Ass is where a person of whom is wearing fine attire, whether it be suit or dress, has built up enough sweat in the lower region to rival that of The Sundarbans Swamp Delta. (That's a massive fucking swamp, for your info)

See: Swank: stylishly luxurious and expensive.
See: Ass: a person's buttocks or anus

"Care to dance Jeffery?"
"It appears I can't Madam, my motions are inhibited by a gruesome case of swank ass!"

by SM00R July 8, 2014

ass spoon

A spoon you gift to somebody who deserves nothing more in life than to eat a healthy portion of your ass.

Somebody is so stupid or just plain below you, that you want them to eat shit. Ass Spoon

by Snoosnoo November 23, 2013

ass ledge

an ass ledge is what's created when a person wears compression thigh highs up to the ass smile line, then the ass cheeks flop over the compressed upper thigh, creating an ass ledge.

The wall to wall mirrors in the gym served only to remind Julie that she had an ass ledge in her pants.

by buffed1 December 21, 2013

Ass Bulb

Noun. The form of a woman's lower body while seated viewed from behind because it looks like a daffodil bulb.

I love yoga class with a room full of beautiful ass bulbs in lotus position.

by Billy Letterman July 25, 2019

ass beater

An insult to your friends, calling them a beater of the ass.

Brandon to a DJ (being their friend) “You’re such an ass beater!”

by 707_Saeyoung August 24, 2019

ass rambler

someone that talks about gettin ass but never hits it

man he aint nuttin but an ass rambler

by jp October 27, 2003

pineapple ass

The fetish of putting pineapples up your ass.

Damn that's dude pineapple ass is giant.

by Ur majama March 19, 2017