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fuck-worthy

A hot chick that has no other redeeming qualities other than her hotness; only worthy of sexual activity, not conversation or "quality time."
I went out with this girl who was totally fuck-worthy, but had nothing going on upstairs.
by Cactus Matt October 16, 2005
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Pinocchio fuck

A sexual act between a man and a women involving penetration of the vagina by the man's proboscis (nose). Usually suggested by a women seeking to dominate a man through mild suffocation. During this act it is not uncommon for the woman to cry out, "Oh yes... yes... lie to me big boy, lie to me!"
Wow I could hardly breath the other day when I gave my girl a Pinocchio fuck!
by Spankles123123 April 21, 2009
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Truck fucked

The act of being caught behind a semi and being fucked over due to its slow rate of acceleration. It can occur at a traffic light or while being stuck in a lane behind a truck.
1: That semi just pulled out in front of me going 30 on the fucking highway!!

Sounds like you just got truck fucked.

2: I just truck fucked that entire lane by not letting anyone pull out, I'm awesome.

You're a douchebag.
by JJHOUSEE August 14, 2010
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grudge fuck

fucking somebody you really don't like that much so you fuck the dog shit out of them.
i can't stand that bitch melanie so i called her up thursday for a good old grudge fuck just because i had some frustrations to take out.
by filmzillz October 25, 2009
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cluster fuck

Also: Fuster Cluck
Term used to describe the state of affairs resulting from too many staffers and not enough TRAINED staffers on a project. This usually happens as a result of a rush or deadline which cannot be met, when managers or planners resort to simply adding warm bodies to the effort out of sheer desperation or incompetence. Also results from having a surplus of supervisors or other overhead-related personnel who cannot actually perform any useful work towards project goals, especially where the prescence or contributions of these people hinders work performed by others.
"Man, we were 8 days behind schedule on that project so my manager decided to send us all of his interns as well as show up himself. Turned it into a complete clusterfuck. There must have been 20 guys in one cube at once."
by Nathan March 5, 2005
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kick fuck

find the loosest girl you can. Then you repeatedly kick a girl in the cunt in order to make. her. cum.
so i went up stairs and she was already eating the other dike out so i kicked her legs open and kick fucked her while she ate that snatch.
by john staley April 30, 2008
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Fuck job

In the corporate world, a person who steals credit for someone else's accomplishments; alternatively, a person who passes the blame to another person for his own mistakes.
"I came up with this great idea to save the company some dough, and I get fired while that fuck job got the raise and promotion."
by Ishtamo November 2, 2007
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