October 29

This is the day to kiss a softball player

Softball player: hey today is October 29 which is national kiss a softball player, you should kiss me

by bagelbites247 October 29, 2019

i did not run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake

i didnt do it

Dave: Did you run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake?

BOB:I did not run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake

by chimp that can talk December 18, 2024

26 october

A very nice day, to go to any girl and kiss him to see his reaction

Boy: *kisses a random girl from class*
Girl: WTF are you fu*kin crayzy?!
Boy: is 26 october
Girl: Fu*it!

by PandyStyle October 23, 2019

October 30

National slap all your short friend day.

Tall Friend: hi
Short friend: hi
Tall friend: it's October 30th...
Short friend: *runs*

by random1209384756 October 29, 2019

october 25

national break up with your gf/bf day.

"Diego It's October 25. I'm breaking up with you"

by ahhahhha October 24, 2019

October 31

Its halloween but since you pressed this then um its uhm OH IK, its smack a random kid behind the head day

You- Hey bro you know what today is
Random kid- Yea its hallo-
You- NO its smack a kid over the head day sMacK
Random kid- Ow
You- October 31st is the best now

by Haha you go brr October 16, 2020

October 30

Kiss your tallest friend day. This is the day you kiss any friends over 6 foot

Girl 1: Hey you should go kiss him
Girl 2: He's cute but he wouldn't let me
Girl 1: It's ok he has to let you it's October 30

by pepeweiner69 October 29, 2019