New to the planet?

Sarcastically questioning someone who absolutely has no clue about what's going on in the world and verifies it by talking.

Person 1: Did you get a Covid shot?
Person 2: What's Covid?
Person 1: New to the planet?

Person 1: I've never seen a Tom Hanks movie.
Person 2: You must be new to the planet.

by BillyVito October 4, 2021

New Hampshit

Like a Masshole, only from New Hampshire.

Guy with New Hampshire plate cuts me off in traffic.

I yell out the window,

"NICE DRIVING YOU PEICE OF NEW HAMPSHIT"

by Dnuggs518 September 17, 2021

New Jersey Circumcision

Non sexual. The act of removing the ends of a peeled banana to ready it for consumption.

I’ll have to perform a New Jersey Circumcision before I can eat this banana.

by CaptainSkippy July 2, 2024

Global Noob News

News for Noobs

Did you see the new Global Noob News report?

by Optimus26Prime November 6, 2018

The new marijuana

Children

Let's make a 1000000 story building this generation so we can say the new marijuana is growing well?

by Cody5050 January 26, 2022

Netherlands on New Years

To set unattended cars and dumpsters on fire, usually as a form if celebration for a holiday or event.

"We went netherlands on new years on that ford f150, it lit up like chicago in 1871."

by Thurgalicious November 30, 2025

New York State's Age Of Consent Are Coincided With The Electricity Bill So Do Not Get Your Back Smacked By Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, & Messenger Add Oak

New York State's Age Of Consent Are Coincided With The Electricity Bill So Do Not Get Your Back Smacked By Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, & Messenger Add Oak

New York State's Age Of Consent Are Coincided With The Electricity Bill So Do Not Get Your Back Smacked By Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, & Messenger Add Oak

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 10, 2025