John Leslie

The kid but not really.

John Leslie let the dogs out.

by runningman124 October 14, 2011

Saint John Grasp

The act of bending the tip of your thumb while keeping the middle straight and pushing up behind your balls to get the leftover pee out.

How the hell do you stop getting those droplets of pee after you zip up?

You ever hear of The Saint John grasp?

by Green Seagull July 10, 2021

John

Someone one can’t get more than 10 win in fortnite.

You’re such a John at fortnite.

by Proteins May 9, 2018

Daddy John

Daddy Johns Dilfs how loves Milfs they are usually Old white men from the south they are very hot and juicy

WOW IS THAT DADDY JOHN OMG I WANT HIM TO F**K ME SO BAD

by Grussy November 28, 2022

John

While the name itself is quite common and can be quite the euphemism, a true John is a rare breed. The most prized of species will take on spongebob qualities such as a diastema (gap tooth) and amazing work ethic.

Look at that John over there with his Homer Simpson hair, he is the love of my life.

by A&Please me July 10, 2022

a john howard

Shovel poo from ones bum

And smear it on another person's eyebrows

She looks like she's had a john howard

by leroy 1111111 October 21, 2022

john-karl

my big dick ahh mans he be groaning in my ear like oo oo haa haa!

damn that dick gargantuan, that’s gotta be John-Karl

by Ysbny October 17, 2022