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Little John

A boy who saved up 2 million for a house but when he looked it was only 2cm wide
Guy: Man I really need to renovate my house..
Guy 2: Dont worry, Little John will help you!
by Con_kae May 22, 2024
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st john the evangelist

the worst tcdsb school in all of toronto
person one: "Do you go to st john the evangelist?"
person two: "Yes.. i go to SJE.."
person one: *walks away*
by emophile March 18, 2023
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Sussy John

Sussy John is a fictional character I made up, he’s also a tattoo on my knee cap
by Johnballs69696969696969 March 5, 2022
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John Vincent Orlando

A talented Canadian singer
Started YouTube at the age of 8 alongside sister Darian Orlando
Released Debut Ep "Teenage Fever" in 2019 and sophomore ep "Its Never Really Over" in 2020
Was nominated and won for Best Canadian Act (category only won so far by John, JB, and Shawn Mendes) two years in a row for the MTV EMA's
Has over 30+ million fans all over social media and counting
He is not a tik tok kid, musically kid, or Kenzie Zeigler's bf he is the one and only Johnny Orlando or JOHN VINCENT ORLANDO how i like to say :) dont underestimate him because he will one day sell out the Rogers Centre and perform in many other arenas/stadiums.
John Vincent Orlando is one of a kind and an amazing singer.
by teenagee.feverr November 23, 2020
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jollibee john

a dickhead who’s favourite word is ‘then’
by beepobeep November 22, 2021
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John Edward

A semi introvert. A cold person at first. He doesn’t talk much and doesn’t give a damn to others. He’s quiet and mysterious. You will not see him in crowded and loud places. But once you know him and he gives his trust to you, he’s the most fun person to be with.

He’s a jokester. He loves to laugh with the persons he trust the most. A great friend, always giving a helping hand.

John Edward is very caring. He’s the most loving person you’ll ever meet. If by any chance you’re in a relationship with John Edward, he will make you feel like a queen with a real king.

He loves to be in a serene place with his girl. Physical touch is his love language. Caress him and surely he’ll go crazy. Love him 100 percent and he’ll give you 1000% love back.

He loves his little girl/bebe/laloves/lovebug so much.

John Edward is one of a kind.

John Edward is for keeps.

Little girl is so blessed to have him.
You’re so lucky with your boyfriend! He’s so John Edward!
by tlegirl00 March 9, 2022
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Farmer john

Highly respected womanizer

Rips for days and never gets caught
Rios in class and no one suspects a thing
Did u see farmer john in class rippin he’s such s retard
by Porta john February 15, 2019
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