Fucking the Dog

Pretty well any Job in Ottawa Canada, a government town that aspires to be a city one day.

Similar to knowing Fuck All, but bragging about it as well.

Did you hear about Bob? He's now Fucking the Dog since he moved to Ottawa.

by jaakkmeehoff January 8, 2020

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All the dong placenta

The action in which blood and, in rare cases, gore comes out of somebody's penis

Alex - I was jacking it and felt a little sting and then whoops, All the dong placenta spilled on my bed linen

Brad - oh yeah man that totally sucks, should probably check that out with a doctor

by Shadmyre February 14, 2020

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releasing the dragon

The art of taking a shit that is so long it feels like a dragons neck is peeking out of your anus and it comes out so fast you can feel the burn of it coming out

Man 1:hey why ya walking weird?
Man2:Dude I was releasing the dragon last night and it hurt so fucking bad
Man 3:Did someone say “release the dragon”?

by Scaryboi March 12, 2020

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Gabe The Dog

A dog (duh)

Gabe the dog: bork

by LowenCraft May 12, 2020

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A dinosaur that wishes he was dead because every fucking day when Mario sees him, Mario jumps on yoshi and fucking punches his neck when he wants to feed yoshi. Yoshi thinks he is a slave, Yoshi thinks Mario is a fuck boy because he keeps jumping on him. Yoshi likes it when Mario abandons him and jumps off him above a void, causing him to die. But then ten fucking seconds later Mario is back on Yoshi choking him to feed him once more

Yoshi The Dino: “man I wish I was fucking dead”

Mario:*creeps up behind yoshi and whispers into his ear*

Mario: “you know what Time it is yoshi.....”

Yoshi: “fuck my life”

Mario: “Gladly”

by DeedeeDoodooIsOnTheToilet May 30, 2020

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