A very wicked male that chooses silly friendships over relationships. Doesn't take care of his girlfriends and flirts a lot with other females.
Don't be a john
by A John hater November 22, 2023
"Hey do you know John?"
"No, who is that?"
"He is the guy with the massive ass"
"Ohhhh I'm familiar"
"No, who is that?"
"He is the guy with the massive ass"
"Ohhhh I'm familiar"
by simp_simpy February 13, 2023
A mysterious and confusing entity, it often asks itself the obvious, factual questions such as "Am I John?".
by Mysterious entity July 12, 2022
John is a unique human being, they are mostly born in Autumn falls or Winter, he makes mistakes and realises his mistakes as soon as possible, John is Very handsome pure hearted dude who wants nothing in life but true Love, he's been wishing to find the girl of his Dreams. Be assured John's are never unlucky
Stranger: Hey you know someone named John around here??
John: My name is John
Stranger: OMG you are what I'm looking for handsome!!
John: My name is John
Stranger: OMG you are what I'm looking for handsome!!
by Greek Myths November 28, 2021
by sheeeeesh dawg January 07, 2022
john is a person who thinks he’s very funny, but in fact, sexist and racist jokes are just sexist and racist. he’s either an old man, or a middle school boy.
“hey, have you heard of the guy who makes homophobic, sexist and racist jokes?”
“do you mean that middle school boy named john?”
“yes, i forgot his name because it’s so basic.”
“do you mean that middle school boy named john?”
“yes, i forgot his name because it’s so basic.”
by mycatisbetterthanyours January 29, 2022