A cylindrical-fleshy-organ used be humans that impregnated the whole human race. Sometimes these don’t work, proving the existence of female domination.
by Wow22222 January 2, 2020
Get the Penismug. by FadedPigeon47 March 2, 2024
Get the Dallin's penismug. A typically cringy moment you had, usually as a child.
A moment that you didn't realize was cringy at the time but in later years makes you shudder as you think about it.
Example: emo kids posting song lyrics or quotes to social media.
A moment that you didn't realize was cringy at the time but in later years makes you shudder as you think about it.
Example: emo kids posting song lyrics or quotes to social media.
A: ''hey dude, remember that time you fell in love with our teacher and stalked him online and then he blocked you?''
B:''Don't remind me ..''
A: ''penis moment lol''
B:''Don't remind me ..''
A: ''penis moment lol''
by Juenyx January 24, 2024
Get the Penis momentmug. by Hehe I cheated February 19, 2021
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Get the penismug. by Anonymous echo December 19, 2016
Get the penis flabmug. Penis resort 1. is a means of resolving issues/problems that occurred beteween opposite sexes by having sex with that person.
2. refers to using sex as a means of re-starting stalled conversation.
3. refers to resuming normal relationship (after having sex) without discussing the underlying issues which caused lack of communication or misunderstandign in the first place.
2. refers to using sex as a means of re-starting stalled conversation.
3. refers to resuming normal relationship (after having sex) without discussing the underlying issues which caused lack of communication or misunderstandign in the first place.
Your Friend: "How is it going with your girl-friend? I haven't seen you guys together for the last few days?"
You: "All of a sudden she was upset for reasons unknown to me. And she is not talking to me."
Your friend: "Then what are you going to do about it?"
You: " I tried all I can to get her attention except for penis resort."
The next day:
Your Friend: "Did you talk to her?"
You: "Thanks to penis resort, things are back to normal."
Your Friend: "That is wonderful."
You: "Penis resort is a great normalizer, a silent peace maker."
You: "All of a sudden she was upset for reasons unknown to me. And she is not talking to me."
Your friend: "Then what are you going to do about it?"
You: " I tried all I can to get her attention except for penis resort."
The next day:
Your Friend: "Did you talk to her?"
You: "Thanks to penis resort, things are back to normal."
Your Friend: "That is wonderful."
You: "Penis resort is a great normalizer, a silent peace maker."
by Fankfrank April 12, 2013
Get the Penis resortmug.