Posty Mom

A mom who is obsessed with Post Malone.

I’m not a regular mom, I’m a Posty mom.

by girlmom2018 January 26, 2021

Your mom

a hot sexy beautiful amazing powerful seductive woman

"Is that YOUR MOM?? omg she is so hot I wanna 69 her"

by taesrealwife🤨 November 23, 2021

your mom

the largest object in the universe

your mom

by fjhsduhifu March 7, 2022

ur mom

hi

haha ur mom

by urpseodonym October 3, 2021

your mom

a way for middle school or teenage kids to respond

joe-"whats the answer to question 2?"

billy- "your mom."

by anonymous May 11, 2021

Mom

Makes,our,meals = m.o.m

Make me a sandwich " makes,our,meals" mom

by Definitonsforyourmom.com October 21, 2025

Mom-Dad

(n.)- A friend who is both the mom and dad of the friend group; someone who resembles both motherly and fatherly like features

The Mom-Dad loved football and made sure her friends still had a good time.

DS: Hey Lola?
Lola: Yeah?
DS: Are you the Mom friend of the group?
Lola: No, I’m the Mom-Dad friend of the group, Football!!!

by DSsquared2 September 20, 2021