2 day blackout

A) What was once called "the weekend"
B) what the media did to Hunter Biden's laptop from hell

What did you do for your 2 day blackout, definition a)?

by Sexydimma July 24, 2021

November 2

National make a baby day where you and someone else have to make a baby

"hey isn't it November 2?"
"Oh fuck, better get to making a baby"

by sparklingwator November 2, 2021

Imraan 2

He is a baby, sensitive, confusing and loves animals. Hard to predict and dorky.

Hi imraan 2.

by Miss. Saiba April 24, 2020

Armaments Chapter 2:9-21

“And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, ‘O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.’ And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and- Skip a bit me liege And the Lord spake, saying, ‘First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.'”

"Consult the Book of Armaments!"
"Armaments Chapter 2:9-21"
Recite verses
"Ok, here we go"
"1! 2! 5!"
"Three Sir"
"3!"

by ﾠ February 28, 2022

2 a.m. chill

The cold breeze that passes every day at 2 a.m. wherever you are, whatever the weather or your lever of tiredness.

Can you feel the 2 a.m. chill running down your spine?

by Braingoespop June 16, 2024

The 2-Scale

The 2-Scale is a very simple way to rate a woman when you first encounter them.

0: Would not put dick in
1: Would put dick in
2: Would eat cream out of her asshole

Todd: "Do you see Sara over there? What would you rate her on The 2-Scale?"
Dave: "Yeah, I'd say she's a 1"
Todd: "Really? She is totally a 2!"

by SallyMcSaggyTits May 9, 2015

November 2

Annoy the fuck out of your boy best friend lol

Hey dude!
What?
It's November 2nd and ur my boy best friend hehe >:)
...shit

by aprettypanseualuwu November 1, 2021