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act like one's shit dosen't stink

Why do you always act like your shit dosen't stink?
by Light Joker June 27, 2005
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like shit out of a cat's mouth

to be talking absolute ballacks (see ballacks)
Jon: "Yeah man, I'm 11 inches... AROUND"
Laura: "Like shit out of a cat's mouth, mate"
by LozzyStrachs September 8, 2005
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Would you like a X in your arsehole?

Would you like a X in your arsehole? is a very small internet meme started by YouTuber Steven Thornalley (steviet7)
The video was a give-away for an un-wanted code for dagger weapons in the 2009 video game The Saboteur, where he said "Would you like a pair of daggers in your arsenal?"
After which, he replayed the clip, but slowed it down, with the word 'arsenal' sounding like 'arsehole' (as he brought up in an annotation)
This lead to the very unknown meme 'Would you like a X in your arsehole?'
It is also usually said during giveaways by steviet7.
Person 1: Hey, I'm doing a giveaway!
Person 2: What is it?
Person 1: Oh, these controllers
Person 3: Would you like a X in your arsehole?
by danday352 February 17, 2010
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You look like you can’t swim

Tiktok trend where men get offended when you tell them “you look like you can’t swim” because they don’t like being told they can’t do something.
You look like you can’t swim”
Why the fuck would you say that

That’s so fucking rude of course I can swim
by lakebear34 January 8, 2021
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Wait does my crush like me??

No. Get the fuck out of here if you think that. If you say that, you will be struck by an arrow that says, FUCK OFF and you get smited to hell in under a second. Dont ever question it.
Bruce: Wait does my crush like me??
Jenna: HEY LUCIFER! GO FUCKING SHOOT THIS FUCKTARD WITH THE ARROW
by Boomfuckalacka November 17, 2019
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I like you for who you are

I like you because you'll let me have bang you

Similar:
lie
As Jimmy pulled his pants down, he said to his chained grandma, "I like you for who you are"
by Grandma May 30, 2004
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sweating like a lesbian eating a hot dog

sweating profusely; to sweat a lot. indicates a hot day, or a hot room.
Mike: Man I'm sweating like a lesbian eating a hot dog in here!
Greg: Shut up dickhead.
by m milfton November 6, 2006
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