Time-wasting Cunt

Someone who chats online to you for weeks, you call each other randomly to chew the fat, you send recent face and body pics of each other, everyone likes everyone's "bits n pieces", everyone's on the same page (or so it seems), they turn up to your house for what you both understand is a booty call then they decide to leave within the hour after only a beer lol

"What a time-wasting cunt."

by Wtfisgoingon1407 August 2, 2019

Ur aunt cunt

Worse than ur granny tranny. Use it to blast faggots.

Johnny: ur granny tranny!
Dave: ur aunt cunt.
Johnny dies.

by Andr3acs March 12, 2018

Slimy Grease Cunt

Prostitute that uses mayonnaise as a lubricant

Who is the Slimy Grease Cunt that gave my ex my fucking number?

by BongoBird June 25, 2019

cunt face fucker

Absolute arsehole and idiot beyond the normal rounds of idiocy. A compleat utter mess up,

You are a total cunt face fucker how dare you who do u think you are

by Missy m s October 6, 2015

holy bitch cunt

when u get mad and don’t know what to say

thot: i cheated on u
me: holy bitch cunt
thot:what
me:fuck u cunt

by eatmebootynigganh May 19, 2018

Death by a thousand cunts

Similar to the ancient Chinese slow form of torture, except more acknowledging that shagging 1000 gineys will both invariably take considerable time and leave the consumer with an array of diseases that will almost certainly lead to death. What a way to go though.

Babs: ‘What do you think would be the most cruel and unusual form of torture to use on Elton John?’
BD: ‘death by a thousand cunts would be nightmare fuel for that old crafty, surely?’
Babs: ‘cunts as in vaginas?’
BD: ‘Jesus Christ Babs, you schwantz. Yes, ‘cunts’ as in vaginas. What the fuck is wrong with you?’

by Anonymous submissions October 13, 2022

Prick Eyed Cunt

A person with crooked eyes (cock-eyed) that is a total cunt.

That kid on the banjo is a little prick eyed cunt....

by cuntmeisster November 1, 2011