crispy butt nut

issa crispy chicken fried piece of almond joys in yo butt
yo bro u got a crispy butt nut in yo butt
by mother gosling April 16, 2020
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Pre Nut Neurosis

The mental state preceding Post Nut Clarity. Usually accompanied by sweaty pits, pillow humping, and a need to fuck so great 4's will look like 8's.
His Pre Nut Neurosis reduced him to screwing some gross, greasy-haired girl with a Batman tattoo on her thigh.
by Ca$H Wallace October 31, 2022
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Yeez Nuts

What you say when something unlucky happens to you.
Stefan: "My bitch cheated on me last night."
Zach: This do be a yeez nuts moment."
by Zodiac Zach September 26, 2021
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Lit as nuts

A saying used to describe someone or something who is fun or just awesome, much like a pair of testicles is. But also very....very sensitive.
"Do you know Elena?"
"Yeah! She's lit as nuts! I heard she kicked Gregory right in his testicles!"
"Ouch! Sucks for him!"
by Royalb101 September 09, 2017
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lose my nut

To have a great day and enjoy yourself.
Hi, how are you?
Oh you know, imma lose my nut
by BiggerDickDaddy July 02, 2018
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Nut pinch

The act of someone’s testicles, crotch, genitals, nuts, genitalia, groin being pinched by other male or female.this cause’s extreme pain in said nuts for the usually unwilling nut pinch to the male genitalia/nuts
Guy 1: “hey man I nut pinched guy 3, and he fell to the floor but wail he had been laying there he reached for my nuts and nut squeezed me”

Guy 2: wow you to I also nut pinched guy 3. but he had done nothing yet to me”

Guy 1: I’m pretty sure I had nut squeezed him today”
Guy 3 runs up to guy 1 & 2 reached down there pants garbed there nuts and did a nut squeeze
by Biggest brain December 13, 2022
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nut pinch

When a man or she males underwear pinches they're testicals.
In class I saw Johnny doing something under the table so I asked him what he was doing after class and he said "GOD DAMN I HAD A NUT PINCH!!"
by Kawasaki530 February 19, 2014
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