Saucy Jack 

A person named Jack who chops up your very expensive metal gear and is a very sassy person. Who also kills your french algerian girlfriend. And also doesn't allow you to restart the war economy.

"Well if it isn't saucy Jack?"

Saucy Jack by nacnuD ronnoC July 23, 2022

Smack-A-Jack 

To slap another with enough force to knock some sense back upon them.

Louie im going to smack-a-jack you so fast!!!

Smack-A-Jack by slapshotpeewee9 May 4, 2007

lesbian lumber jack 

A lesbian who is so manly and dirty she looks like a lumber jack

dude did you see that dyke marie total lesbian lumber jack

Or

so eric nice lesbian lumber jack you brought to dinner its a shame she will be having my grandchildren

lesbian lumber jack by Mike Valente December 14, 2008

new york flap jack 

the act of shitting on someone's forehead and then slapping it with your ass cheeks. similar to the cleveland steamer and the boston pancake but alot messier and for sick bastards only. make it a new york buttered flap jack by adding a squirt of jizz.

-Fozz: "Dude, what the fuck!!!?? What is this fucking joop on my head???"
-Dirty Dan: "I just gave you a new york flap jack ya dick."

-Darwin: "I'll have the new york flap jack."
-Waiter: "You sick fuck...(gunshot)"
-Jimbo: "Oooh...leave the body here, someones gettin laid tonight!"

new york flap jack by Gizzy Fran April 7, 2008

ass jack-o-lantern 

the term ass jack-o-lantern is a somewhat more clever and (perhaps?) less childish way to call someone a butthead. it also implies that the person has a nasty face and is an enormous creeper (both of which are qualities possessed by a halloween jack-o-lantern)

the ass jack-o-lantern dated the girl that was way too good for him and wore a stupid hawaiian shirt.

ass jack-o-lantern by My Aim Is True October 12, 2008

Jewish jack-knife 

1. In a highway with three or more lanes, driving from the left-most lane to the right-most lane and back again (or vice versa); more impressive with one or more cars in the middle; no turn signal should be used.

2. The act of performing a back-to-back Puerto Rican sweep.

1. "Man, I'm going to need to Jewish jack-knife around these bitches."

2. "Dude, watch this."

Jewish jack-knife by Stinky Finger McGee November 5, 2004

nipple jack 

A card game played with two players where they make the rules up as they go along. but when you put a jack down you have to say "scoop up your body." and scoop up a random card with the jack.

David:Hey sarah, ya wanna play nipple jack?
Sarah:Yeah i do David.
Davis: Deal the cards then.

nipple jack by !!!!!sarah!!!!! July 31, 2008