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semen eyes

When you ejaculate on a girls face, particularly her eyes, and let them dry. When she opens her eyes there will be an opaque lens of dry semen which she will look through.
Yesterday I fell asleep after a long night of sex and woke up with semen eyes.
by nerd-donkey26 January 25, 2011
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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. September 18, 2025
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screen eyes

when you're staring at a screen to close and for a long time that when overtime you close them in burns.
Person 1: I can't fall asleep
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: because of my screen eyes
by TheWatterBottle July 26, 2017
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whispering eye

"He found himself staring directly into her whispering eye."
by msjangelgrl March 30, 2009
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darryls eyes

When the eyes point outward, and the sidewalks come to fruition, you know you're having a Darryl Moment. Living at the New York City Tenement Museum, Darryl can't see the middle. If asked if he sees the glass half full or half empty, he says "What glass, I don't see shit!"
Damn, you can only see sidewalks, must be having a darryls eyes
by pornchub February 7, 2017
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Whispering/Third eye

by Seighten January 6, 2021
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cod eye

When you are having sex with a girl from behind and you remove your dick from the pink 'hammersmith and city line' and you aim for the brown 'bakerloo line', the girl will often give you a glaring look with over her left or right shoulder with one eye. This action replicates a free swimming cod when being chased by prey, they too will glance back with one eye open hence called 'the cod eye'.
"Look at that dusty slut over there, i bet you she likes a good cod eye!"
"That 2 bit crack whore i picked up last Friday night gave me an awesome cod eye!"
"I look forward to seeing the cod eye from my wife tonight, she hasn't given it to me in ages"
by blacksheepboy December 10, 2013
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