vagina for breakfast 

Great snack! Enjoy anytime.

It’s such an unalloyed pleasure to have your girlfriend’s vagina for breakfast!

vagina for breakfast by Scimitar May 25, 2022

Susie dick breaker

Someone slacking falling behindActing like a whiny baby

Get your butt moving stop being a Susie dick breaker

Susie dick breaker by DarrenHelen July 21, 2022

Suzy dick breaker

Mean and winny, didnt think he has to do his job, leaving it for next guy.

Get up and do your job and stop being a Suzy dick breaker .

Suzy dick breaker by DarrenHelen July 21, 2022

Big Aussie Breaky 

A guy jacks off on to a piece of toast in front of his girlfriend and she eats it for breakfast the next morning

I gave April the big Aussie breaky this morning

Big Aussie Breaky by La Rouge July 28, 2022

Nails for breakfast without any milk 

It means your vary tough
Nails for breakfast with no milk was something from hat show spongebob squarepants wher the main character spongebob tries to go to a place called the salty spittoon

Fish: Welcome to the salty spitoon how tough are you
Other fish: how tough am i?! How tough am i?! I had a bowl of nails for breakfast this morning!
Fish: yeah so?
Other fish: Without any milk.
Fish: right this way sorry to keep you waiting

Nails for breakfast without any milk

Nails for breakfast without any milk by The person who did your mom August 14, 2022

National “Have a Mental-Breakdown” Day

When: September 26th

A day when you’re supposed to have at least 1 mental breakdown.

Bob: Oi Jack, what day is it today?

Jack: It’s September 26th, and it’s National “Have a Mental-Breakdown” Day!

Bob: Oh cool! Well, I’ll be in my room having a breakdown, so please leave me alone for about 20min.

National “Have a Mental-Breakdown” Day by Diligent ElZee September 26, 2022

National “Have a Mental Breakdown” Day 

A day, where you must have at least 1 mental breakdown.
September 26th

Bob: What day is it?
Jack: It’s September 26th, that means it’s National “Have a Mental Breakdown” Day!
Bob: Oh cool… I’ll be in my room for a while, don’t come in for about an hour…

National “Have a Mental Breakdown” Day by Diligent ElZee September 26, 2022