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The blue wave

The splash back you receive when taking a dump in a freshly cleaned Porta-potty. Often experienced by construction workers.
"Man, I just got hit by the blue wave"
by Crispy boys March 24, 2023
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blue anon

Google and Urban Dictionary censor 'blue anon' following widespread mockery of left-wing conspiracy theories.
by Arizona Jones March 7, 2021
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Blue Anon

A loosely organized network of Democrat voters, politicians and media personalities who spread left-wing conspiracy theories such as the Russia Hoax, Jussie Smollett hoax, Ukraine hoax, Covington Kids hoax, and Brett Kavanaugh hoax. Blue Anon adherents fervently believe that right-wing extremists are going to storm Capitol Hill any day now and "remove" lawmakers from office, hence the need for the deployment of thousands of National Guards stationed at the U.S. Capitol.
Hey, did you see that brave Democrat sitting on the Capitol Steps on March 5 to "send a message to QAnon?"
"Uh, yeah, that was Blue Anon, yo."
by shit clipper March 7, 2021
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Blue Dragon

The dark-blue Ford Crown Victorias used by members of the Street Crimes Unit, Gang Task, Gang Enforcement Team, etc.

Originated in Westside Modesto by some Asian Gs
“Aye cuzz Blue Dragon rollin up.”

“It’s prolly that bitch made SGT Young again Locc.”

Daaaaamn! This foo ain’t got nun better to do cuzz!”
by OG LoCC Dawg October 9, 2020
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chinese blue balls

When you've been craving Chinese food and your friend promises she'll go with you.... then bails.
Grace and I had been planning on going to PF Changs for months. When we finally picked a date she ghosted me! Now I'm stuck with Chinese blue balls!
by Bootywatchin June 16, 2017
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Blue Gusher

The act of blue balling a guy and then making him cum immediately after. Which can either be a massive release or a painful endeavor.
“Ya Tiffany sucks worse than a 2 dollar whore so she ended up blue gushering me last night. It hurt like a buttcheek on a stick.”
by SSn182 July 19, 2021
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Blue dress

A girl who always wears a blue dress doesn’t know what she is doing in life to put it simply they are lost as they only can wear blue. Most people who wear them are mental vegetables and feminazis
She’s wearing a blue dress again

As always lost and feminists
by Michelle Brandon April 23, 2022
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