cum-wuzzats

The disorientation and mental confusion one feels after a particular intense sexual session.

"huh? Um... Sorry, I just have a case of the cum-wuzzats. He was magnificent."

by Funcundo August 5, 2016

CUM JAB

When you stick your dick in the womens vagina just as you cum.

Steven, instead of pulling out went in and gave her a cum jab!

by nobstickle 5000 August 2, 2016

car cum house

Dirty hovel with wheels; nary cleaned and commonly used for copulation.

Baby, I really want to take you home, but right now I'm staying in my buddies car cum house.

by darkfeone July 31, 2016

cum buzz

When you are talking nonsense after cumming real good.

You are talking so sweet to me, you must be cum buzzed.

by Gazelle July 30, 2016

cum forest

When the lubrication or cum ends up all over the pubes of the male and or female that has not shaved or trimmed the "forest" in a while.

I had one hell of a cum forest last night after having sex with Rachel, MAN can that girl squirt.

by Raquelita July 13, 2016

Cum Liver

Where you have four dudes around a girls mouth about to cum

We are about to give this girl a cum liver

by Snak3_L3g$ January 21, 2018

Cum-buchet

It's a trebuchet filled with human and possibly other species's spermium. It was used in th 14th century to gross out people or to make faggots happy by spraying thwm with fresh and warm semen.

Faggot: Oh boy, that cum-buchet is aiming at me, i cannot wait to shower in human and horse cum.

by EzCsanadnakSzol January 27, 2018