luger mom

A mom of one of your friends/patner who loves you but also judges you.

start of day;
"hey honey do you need anything?"

10 minutes later;
"thats a unusual outfit to wear, would your mom allow that"
"your moms a luger mom"

by bitch_please June 5, 2014

Your mom

The most funny joke you'll ever hear.

Ooga Booga: "Hey what are you doing today?"
Eefy jeffry: "Your mom."

by anonymous October 1, 2021

ur mom

a highly intellectual phrase used as a punchline; it is considered one of the funniest jokes ever conceived globally on earth; government officials within area 51 have also reported that aliens, too, view this as the most humorous phrase known to their existence.

"Hey Conner! I just got a girlfriend!!"
"Really Ava?? That's awesome, what's she like?"
"...... ur mom."
*hysteric laughing noises ensue from both conner and ava*

by dykerella September 20, 2022

UR MOM

UR MOM IS GAY

"UR MOM IS GAY XD"

by lolkinghaha February 11, 2022

ur mom

ur mom is so fat

ur mom joke

by dddddaaaaaaaaavvvvvvveeeeeeee February 28, 2022

Jodhas mom

Jodhas mom is a popular meme around M.B community
The meaning of this meme is that jodhas mom has powers beyond human understanding

She can commanly be seen under jodhas desk ready to strike at any time

This meme was made during a group of friends were playing OverWatch 2

YOOO jodhas mom type moment lmao

by crumpl4r July 23, 2024

Mom Water

A non-carbonated line of hard "seltzers" with a variety of flavors with names like, 'Karen' and 'Julie'.

1. "hey Julie, are those Mom Water's any good?"

"Oh my God Becky, this shit tastes so bad, I mean who understands this hard seltzer trend, it's like every beverage company has to have one, this really sucks, it's just so ... flat."

2. "Hey bro, try one of these Mom Waters."

"Fuck that bro, it sounds like something from MILF squirting porn."

by PaulKatt September 14, 2022