Butt Plug One Hand Cum 

Inserting an anal plug into one's rectum while masturbating with the other hand OR inserting cum into one's butthole using only one hand

Dude, I tried a butt plug one hand cum last night and now I can't shit.

Butt Plug One Hand Cum by Todd the Rocked Bod "Jacked" March 14, 2015

bananas monkey cum in my asshole in shit in my mouth 

The act of sexual pleasure by eating cum and shit in a sandwich and fucking a rhino and licking balls and screaming cum on my monkey dick pls harder daddy fuck me like a fat ass rhino.

bananas monkey cum in my asshole in shit in my mouth pls daddy.

bananas monkey cum in my asshole in shit in my mouth by Renkari October 14, 2021

DICK PIG CUM SLUT 

DICK PIG CUM SLUT is a combination of several otherwise insulting terms used to define an extreme form of sluttiness. (i.e. any girl who would propose a 3-some to good friends upon first meetings.) other attributes of the dick pig cum slut are portayals of innocence lasting no more than 20 minutes, sharing more information than needed (i.e. "it's been a long time since i've hung out with white guys")

DPCS "it's been a long time since i've hung out with white guys"
ME "oh, really?"
DPCS "yeah, really. so you guys are close?"
ME "yeah, friends for years"
DPCS "so, how close are you?"
ME "not that close. we have to be going now"
RANDOM FRIEND #3"hey guys, here i am back from the bathroom."
ME "oh man, we have to go, this girl is a total dick pig cum slut"
DPCS "i'm sitting right here!!"

DICK PIG CUM SLUT by timbo m February 29, 2008

crusty cum bubble

An insult I heard from a girl I knew once, and its been funny as hell ever since. I guess it's just as it sounds, a dried, crusty bubble of semen.

Shut up you crusty cum bubble!

crusty cum bubble by Sydney June 3, 2004

elephant cum shot 

To stop a snowboard quickly from speed, thus throwing up a huge mound of snow onto an unsuspecting victim.

"That guy just did an elephant cum shot on me, took me ages to get it out of my hair"

elephant cum shot by KissTheGuns April 20, 2006

alaskan cum canon 

the act of fucking a girl anally and cumming inside her, she then proceeds to fart out the cum like a canon.

josh fucked peters mom in the ass and she gave him an alaskan cum canon all over his face

alaskan cum canon by stinky hobo December 10, 2009

nigger cum 

The semen of a Negro male

She only enjoys swallowing nigger cum.

nigger cum by Lt. Commander Data December 16, 2008