DICK PIG CUM SLUT 

DICK PIG CUM SLUT is a combination of several otherwise insulting terms used to define an extreme form of sluttiness. (i.e. any girl who would propose a 3-some to good friends upon first meetings.) other attributes of the dick pig cum slut are portayals of innocence lasting no more than 20 minutes, sharing more information than needed (i.e. "it's been a long time since i've hung out with white guys")

DPCS "it's been a long time since i've hung out with white guys"
ME "oh, really?"
DPCS "yeah, really. so you guys are close?"
ME "yeah, friends for years"
DPCS "so, how close are you?"
ME "not that close. we have to be going now"
RANDOM FRIEND #3"hey guys, here i am back from the bathroom."
ME "oh man, we have to go, this girl is a total dick pig cum slut"
DPCS "i'm sitting right here!!"

DICK PIG CUM SLUT by timbo m February 29, 2008

crusty cum bubble

An insult I heard from a girl I knew once, and its been funny as hell ever since. I guess it's just as it sounds, a dried, crusty bubble of semen.

Shut up you crusty cum bubble!

crusty cum bubble by Sydney June 3, 2004

elephant cum shot 

To stop a snowboard quickly from speed, thus throwing up a huge mound of snow onto an unsuspecting victim.

"That guy just did an elephant cum shot on me, took me ages to get it out of my hair"

elephant cum shot by KissTheGuns April 20, 2006

alaskan cum canon 

the act of fucking a girl anally and cumming inside her, she then proceeds to fart out the cum like a canon.

josh fucked peters mom in the ass and she gave him an alaskan cum canon all over his face

alaskan cum canon by stinky hobo December 10, 2009

nigger cum 

The semen of a Negro male

She only enjoys swallowing nigger cum.

nigger cum by Lt. Commander Data December 16, 2008

dirty mexican cum blanket 

that blanket someone gives you when you're staying over their house on short notice. it's usually smelly, itchy and looks like someone bought it at a garage sale for $2. in most cases you'd rather use your sweatshirt as a blanket and freeze to death before cuddling with this rag

friend: "here's a pillow and blanket dude" *pulls nasty blanket out of closet*
you: "thanks man" *throws blanket on the other side of the room after first touch* "no way am I sleeping with a dirty mexican cum blanket..."

dirty mexican cum blanket by xtinuhhh August 22, 2011

beer cum 

Foul tasting semen from someone who has been drinking and has ejaculated in the mouth of someone who has not been drinking.

Kelvin didn't like to trick at clubs or parties because he did not like the taste of beer cum.

beer cum by Richard Black March 12, 2005