Tranny Shit

When an obese truck driver is too lazy or too fat to get out of his truck to go take a shit and doesn't have a plastic bottle big enough to contain his feces or just doesn't have good enough aim to shit in said bottle so he instead just cuts the rubber boot around the shift lever on his transmission and takes a shit on top of the transmission. This also applies to truck drivers that may not be obese but are either afraid to get out of their truck or not willing to pull over to take a shit. These drivers are especially talented because they can simultaneously shit on their transmission while driving, shifting gears and watching porn on their smartphones.

"Shit! I'm late for dropping my load and I really need to drop a load from my ass! No time to stop so I guess I'll have to keep driving and take a tranny shit while I pleasure myself to internet porn. I'm a multitasker.

by SuperMegaAsshole December 26, 2021

Shit Pump

A term used in the Canadian forces to describe a soldier who is utterly useless. Cannot do anything right. a.k.a A pumper of shit.
" God damn Private Knowles, you F*@#$%# shit pump"

Close your computer you Shit Pump

by Cpl Pump May 20, 2022

sloppy shit

a really messy shit that splashes your vile doo-doo all over your gangly nuts

i took a big sloppy shit and sprayed nasty reddish-brown dookie on my testicles

by Marty Mac Ass Farty May 21, 2022

Shit Show

A horrible show or act in which everything is just downhill and making no sense, such as every Fred movie or Diary of a Wimpy Kid Long Haul.

Man, I just saw the new diary of a wimpy kid movie and I've decided to never see such a shit show again.

by TheRealKoolAidMan May 26, 2022

deaf shits

The black, tarry shits your get the morning after a night out. Named "deaf" shits due to the hearing loss that is also associated with the morning after nights out.

A: "Jesus Ben, the bathroom stinks!"
B: "Sorry, I've got the deaf shits"
A: "Probably all that Tequila you drank"
B: "Huh? Say that again?"
A: "PROBABLY ALL THAT TEQUILA YOU DRANK"
B: "Yeah probs"

by qCam June 4, 2022

On that Heisenberg shit

When you’re high on something

You on that Heisenberg shit

by Heisenberg is a businessname March 22, 2022

Mr Shit

A person who frequently shits themselves due to having a very weak bowel.

Did you here Mr Shit shat himself on the subway last week.

by Mr shit March 25, 2022