Cheese

Cheese is a dairy product produced in wide ranges of flavors, textures and forms by coagulation of the milk protein casein. It comprises proteins and fat from milk, usually the milk of cows, buffalo, goats, or sheep..

Pizza delivery guy: I have your cheese pizza and your 3 apple juices here.
John: Thanks.
Pizza delivery guy: No problem.
John: Oh i had 4-...
Pizza delivery guy: Runs away.

by The. one. bottle. of. lotion. February 1, 2022

Costa Rican Cheese Surprise

The act of filling your mouth with cream cheese and then squeezing it out into your partner's urethra

I was 69'ing my girlfriend last night and she gave me a Costa Rican Cheese Surprise

by Garzipan August 11, 2016

cheese pizza

censoring of the words "child porn"
usually used in youtube videos to avoid demonetization

youtuber guy: and as you can see here guys this is some real bad cheese pizza i censored it for your eyes but its real bad
guy: what the fuck

by daftrio January 29, 2025

cheese

a way of describing something

“my brother just fell down the stairs”
“cheese”

by CHEES3y February 16, 2020

cheesed

verb

To be cheesed means to be pissed or angry
This phrase is mostly seen in youtubers such as DavidParody or WolfieRaps.

*scratches car*
Tim: 'I'm cheesed!'

by nathaannn June 2, 2017

Wet Cheese

Cheese chunks melted in water that you serve on toast with pepper for breakfast

“Mom! Make me some wet cheese. Mom! I want the Bradbury special right meow!”

by Incognitmoe February 8, 2022

Cheese farmers of America

A person who regularly collects their built up cheese growth from their uncircumcised cock, and either keeps it as a trophy or eats it as a snack. Also known as CFA

As a professional cheese farmers of America, I have to set an alarm every day to remember to collect my delicious cheese.

by Coltbolt5000 February 27, 2025