Cat

An creature put on earth by an alien species. Cats stalk you. If you have a cat, they (aliens) have a 69 page file all about you.

"My cats dissapeared. I wonder were its gone?"-George the Potato. "Oh fuck. You have 1 hour"-Elon musk

by Women (The 'wo' is silent) November 20, 2020

cat

Something that shits in the house, and something that doesn't do shit in the house.

I have a cat. Why did I buy him?

by Ereck Flowers November 24, 2018

Cats

Cats are adorable cuddly creatures

Omg look at that adorable cats

by Bellacat November 22, 2018

Cat

A small furry ball with whiskers and a tail they have cute eyes. They have a nice cute side and a sassy side.Cats are beautiful animals and there my favorite animal!

I love cats there are great,beautiful or awesome 😎

by Ruth my cat February 5, 2019

Kitty Cat With Glasses

a cat with SUPER COOL glasses

OMG it is the kitty cat with glasses

by kajerbfjchvdjfhvjgsfdhgjhsfdkj May 13, 2022

cat

a furry 4 legged creature that loves you(probably)

i like cats

by the second cool guy. April 2, 2020

Boris the Cat

Fefe's little fleshlight that he munts with daily. Boris will only accept the gift of Fefe's cock if Fefe has been jelqing.

Boris the Cat is ready for Fefe's seed.

by anonymous April 11, 2024