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Dick Juggling Cunt

An insult to be used for many people! Dick juggling can be used to call someone gay or a slut and cunt, well, a cunt. Therefor this insult is a great multi use phrase for all you zesty bois out there
Person 1) oh I banned you from my Christian roblox server cause you are a... RETARD

Me) well Bertholomew... you sir are a dick juggling cunt

Person 1) wow that’s a bit harsh how’d you know I’m gay though
by WillSuckDickForMemes May 29, 2018
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little annoying cunt

She is a little annoying cunt, she uses the family friendly policy
by Bigcmcd April 21, 2018
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holy bitch cunt

when u get mad and don’t know what to say
thot: i cheated on u
me: holy bitch cunt
thot:what
me:fuck u cunt
by eatmebootynigganh May 19, 2018
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Dog Cunt Millionaire

Aussie slang - Someone who wins the lotto and doesn't deserve it.
Did you hear that Sam won lotto ? Yeah he's a dog cunt millionaire
by bljb1 August 13, 2021
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Death by a thousand cunts

Similar to the ancient Chinese slow form of torture, except more acknowledging that shagging 1000 gineys will both invariably take considerable time and leave the consumer with an array of diseases that will almost certainly lead to death. What a way to go though.
Babs: ‘What do you think would be the most cruel and unusual form of torture to use on Elton John?’
BD: ‘death by a thousand cunts would be nightmare fuel for that old crafty, surely?’
Babs: ‘cunts as in vaginas?’
BD: ‘Jesus Christ Babs, you schwantz. Yes, ‘cunts’ as in vaginas. What the fuck is wrong with you?’
by Anonymous submissions October 13, 2022
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Ur aunt cunt

Worse than ur granny tranny. Use it to blast faggots.
Johnny: ur granny tranny!
Dave: ur aunt cunt.
Johnny dies.
by Andr3acs March 12, 2018
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Slimy Grease Cunt

Who is the Slimy Grease Cunt that gave my ex my fucking number?
by BongoBird June 25, 2019
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