Buck Bronson's Brown Eye Slider

Term used to describe a dump, at least 6" in length, that moves slowly out of the ass and into the bowl, usually producing little to no sound and never any splashback.

Because it was a Buck Bronson's Brown Eye Slider, the poor soul in the next stall was unaware that Jim had taken a dump until it crept up his nose.

by Ducati Jeff September 11, 2006

Brown dog scratching at my door

I have to poop.

At work...
Travis: "Oh man, I've got a brown dog scratching at my door, I don't think I can keep him in until lunch."
Ann: "Come on, can't you learn to take a shit BEFORE coming in to work?"

by Shatrabel June 16, 2010

Brown Wal-mart Plastic Bag

When Some Has Explosive Diarrea And Shits On A Wal-Mart Bag

Oh I Drank To Much Last Night At McWolf's Pub And I Brown Wal-Mart Plastic Baged!

by Seagulls Of Satan September 28, 2008

brown dog is barking at the back door

The Brown Dog is barking at the back door. i.e. to have a shit.

I'll be back in a minute, the brown dog is barking at the back door

by mickotoole November 7, 2005

how now brown cow

Guy's slang for a hott girl.

Dude did you just see that how now brown cow?

There is a how now brown cow walking this way.

by Tepeki August 15, 2007

white bread in a brown wrapper

1. A black man who acts like a white man,
2. A person who has black or brown skin, and white mannerism.
3. A black man who is a trader to his own race.
(circa 1970's)

That congressman is just white bread in a brown wrapper. He doesn't care about his own people.

by bikerdude_t April 26, 2011

Cinnamon Brown Sugar Dragon Breath

A ferocious breath suggesting a woman has eaten out a man’s belly button. Her breath then after is pungent and reeks of sweaty lint, and brown sugar. It is virtually impossible to have a conversation with the person without tearing.

Billy: WOW YOU TALK TO KATHERINE!SHE HAS A BAD CASE OF THE CINNAMON BROWN SUGAR DRAGON BREATH!
BRET:(SOB) Yeah, I know it's so bad my eyes are still tearing.

by swampass12 February 4, 2008