sweaty vagina syndrome

syndrome in which a woman is hot and bothered. she is horny as hell!

that bi-atch is suffering from sweaty vagina syndrome. her crotch is steaming!

by inthava February 16, 2005

Tarsonic Polarity Syndrome

To have buttocks where your head should be.

See south park

After Kenny's picture of his butt was placed on a milk carton, a couple with TPS came to claim him.

by Jezzy June 29, 2004

Feather Plucker Syndrome

A phenomena of human anti-social behavior shown by crack cocaine addicts. Subconsciously, the addict purposely alienates their person from everyone else by the act of self-mutilation. While alone and under the influence, the person does this by looking into the mirror and picking at his/her face until bleeding occurs.

This type of behavior can be likened to the capture and traumatic displacing of a South American Scarlet Macaw. This is now an in country parrot that plucks its feathers out for seemingly no apparent reason at all.

However, stress and detachment, same as the need to be alone with their addicting drugs causes both the addict and bird a horrific disfigurement.

The doctor says to the crack-head, "Young lady, I'm going to suggest that you seek mental treatment; this is the worst case of Feather Plucker Syndrome I have ever seen!"

"There is only one thing worse in this world than a now reformed bible-toting whore: The fact that she used-to-be an opium addicted feather plucker as well!" Gravy111

by gravy111 November 22, 2010

Kevin Harvick Syndrome

1) A NASCAR driver who suffers from Kevin Harvick syndrome is typically a fetishist who wears garter belts under his clothes and allows his trophy wife to wear the firesuit in the family.

2) Any NASCAR driver that annunciates in pre-race interviews but talks like a testy little hick after he wrecks himself and blames it on someone else.

I have the points lead but I’ll fuck it up during the chase because I have Kevin Harvick syndrome.

by nascarfan69 July 13, 2010

fat girl syndrome

Fat girl Syndrome refers to the inflated self esteem of fat bitches. They always portray themselves as much more attractive than they actually are in real life. They often wonder men don't want them, as they blindly acknowledge their weight problem. They often brag about the amount of guys that talk to them (usually only on social networking sights where myspace angles are used to the fullest. See "myspace angles" ). But really, the amount of guys that actually talk to them in real life are proportional to the amount of weight that they have "supposedly" lost since last summer. i.e. not shit. BEWARE, if you give any attention at all, they will assume your friendly actions are actually sexual advances. DO NOT! I REPEAT! DO NOT ASSOCIATE YOURSELF WITH GIRLS SUFFERING FROM FAT GIRL SYNDROME!

"That bitch got fat girl syndrome"
"Whats fat girl syndrome?"
"When a bitch looks like Precious but think she looks like Rihanna; a linebacker kind of bitch that should be blocking for Miami, not dancing in the club."

by sidekick2flip January 27, 2011

Van Gogh Syndrome

The unexplainable desire to cut off one's own ear. Named after the artist who cut off his ear, then gave it to a hooker

Psychiatrist: It seems you have come down with Van Gogh Syndrome.
Patient: Holy shit! Is it fatal!?
Psychiatrist: Unfortunately yes, and the only cure involves a hamster and a barrel of chocolate pudding.

by PrincessZeffie February 26, 2008

hott guy syndrome

noun - a typical male "illness" in which the cute male is very sweet and caring at first but then turns and is a complete asshole.

Angie - Man, Jeff used to be really cool and sweet and loving, but now it's like I don't even know him anymore.

Julie - Yeah, he sounds like he's got himself the Hott Guy Syndrome.

by Daygona November 27, 2007