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National dick day

The 26nd of every month is National dick day. This is a day where girls can do anything they want with a guys dick e.g grabbing dicks, sucking dicks, giving hand jobs and other things
Hey it's national dick day. Hiw are you going to celebrate it.
by Daedaedae123456 September 13, 2017
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have a snazzy day

X codeh
X codeh. Always says have a snazzy day
by Brett hadfield May 15, 2018
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Anti-Simp Day

Anti-simp day is celebrated each year on January 22. If you notice a simp that day, make sure they know their simping ideologies are harmful for the people at large. Educate and avert them from preaching and practicing simping.
"Man, Steve's a true anti-simp. It's just the morning of Anti-Simp Day and he's stopped like a dozen people already!"
by TheDukeofArchetypes June 30, 2022
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Lamb Shank Day

An annual Blackpool tradition occurring on the third Saturday of every July, wherein the locals construct a ceremonial pile of lamb shanks, leaving them out to dry in the summer heat.
"Oh yeah, me and my mates got trashed a few years ago and got arrested for disturbing the Lamb Shank Day pile."
by outbreakrt March 12, 2021
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National Activity Day

National Activity Day, or NAD, is an awesomeness-based organization for outdoor activities in San Francisco's Fort Mason park (previously Moscone Park). Participants, known as NADders, exude genetic magnificence and are often mistaken for ninjas by onlookers. During their weekly meetings during the months of March to November, they can be seen engaging in such activities as: ultimate frisbee, soccer, supporting local Round Table Pizza establishments, and sitting in circles indian-style to discuss awesomeness and how good at it they are. New participants are welcomed openly, provided that they possess a satisfactory level of absurdity and tolerance for sarcasm.

Also see: lilNADs
"Dude I saw some wicked-awesome people throwing the disc in the park the other day. Any idea who they were?"
"OMG that was NAD! You know, National Activity Day, where lameness goes to die? You must have been totally blinded and humbled by their radiation of sheer awesome!!!"
"Yes, I actually fell to my knees and wept. First in sadness knowing I could never be like them, and then in thankful joy that such heroes exist."
by evee746 February 4, 2010
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National Fingering Day

On April 13th it is National Fingering Day so ladies get prepared for your pussy to get fingered the fuck out off

Males better find a girl ASAP
Chris: Can I finger you

Julianna: Ewww why

Chris: Please let me it’s national Fingering Day today

Julianna: Fine just this once it your lucky day
by Annoymous Person April 11, 2019
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National Freak Day

You can get freaky,grab ass,choke,grip anyone only on July 28th.
Que: “I’m going to my girl house I’ll be back.”

Tre: “for what?”

Que: “Didn’t you hear?,it’s National Freak Day!.Im bout to fuck”
by Thewavethatsave June 18, 2020
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