ham n cheese

going HAM but with a side of cheese.

Jim: Yo, we goin Ham tonight?

Mike: Nah dawg, we goin Ham N Cheese!!

by mexicannig69 May 11, 2012

Artificial cheese

Robot semen

Dude,I would totally spray some artificial cheese on my phone because I’m into that sick robot porn

by Sjfkd April 23, 2018

Chilli Cheese Dog

When an uncircumcised man has intercourse with a woman on her period and leaves the mixture of semen, vaginal juices and period blood to curdle/ferment inside his foreskin for several days. Once the mixture has sufficiently curdled she licks the delicacy off during oral sex.

We had sex while she had her period so I didn’t wash my penis for 3 days and gave her a “chilli cheese dog”.

by CT-85 May 10, 2021

Cheese

Cheese is a dairy product and you can eat it. It comes in many colours mostly yellow white or moldy. I love cheese. Honestly cheese is the best.

I l0ove cheese so much/

by Cheesy DADDDY February 19, 2019

Cheese Platter

A situation on a man’s underwear where quantities of dried semen are on them.

“Damn dude woke up to a real cheese platter in my pants this morning”

“Yea, after I watched that I had a total cheese platter”

by Cheezers July 18, 2021

Cheese pizza

Child pornopornography

I looked at cheese pizza im so ashamed of myself

by Michael cumcock September 21, 2023

American Cheese Meth Head

To describe someone who really enjoys smoking cheese and crack through their own dick.

Ex 1: Yo, I heard you're an American Cheese Meth head, I'd like to try it with you some time.

by letem October 8, 2019