Cat's Uncle

A lazy person (slacker), who is laid back by nature, and unreliable in general.

Would you hire Bob to clean your gutters for you? Probably not, he can be a bit of a Cat's Uncle sometimes.
Dude my mom's new boyfriend is a real Cat's Uncle, I mean he doesn't do anything!

by Chevy Cruz February 1, 2024

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Ass Cat

When you put cream cheese in your ass, let it get moldy, so it grows hair like a Cat, an Ass Cat. 🐈

Yo she hit me with the ass cat and my rod was a rock. .

by Man_ Hattan February 3, 2024

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Cat

A furry lump the makes the sound of a furnace when happy. Highly contagious with cuteness. BEWARE.

For example- come her kitty cat! Omg you’re a happy furnace huh!

by Kittenchild February 8, 2024

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Cat

@Kittygirlhailee is THE cat and the bestest

@ Kittygirlhailee is “THE” cat

by @catluvr November 21, 2023

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Cat a name like no other a name like the animal that's cute and loving the person is also cute,loving,nice,and just an overall cool person, cat is a smart individual who is good at everything she does, she also love's cat's.

Guy 1: "hey man you know cat"
Guy 2: "of course I know cat she's the coolest person I know"

by Cctenc November 21, 2023

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Cats vs Dogs

A debate between who is better dogs or cats. to be honest no one is better in this debate its really depends what your needs are if you want a loyal and obedient pet then dog is for you if you prefer a low maintenance pet then a cat is for you or maybe your both either way both are cute and cuddly and deserve to have a loving owner :)

Cats vs Dogs:
P1:I love Cats :3
P2:Oh cool I love Dogs :)
P1:cool :3

by Greatdefiner0291 November 22, 2023

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