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mad one

To be on a mad one=to be going crazily angry at no apparent provocation
Seán: Can I have a pencil please Miss?
Miss Griffin: No Seán, go and buy your own f*cking pencils, you little b*ll*cks.

Seán(to friends):Jesus lads, don't go near Griffin today, she's on a mad one.
by Jamachine May 23, 2007
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A High Hard One

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A stock expression from the vocabulary of baseball slang. The 'high hard one' is a fastball pitch delivered high in or above the strike zone - an intimidating pitch because of its speed and proximity to the batter's face and head. By extension, anything frightening or painful.

or simply :an errect penis :)
'Yep, Gonna go out for some brews then slip her a High Hard One.'
by Jon E Fever June 21, 2012
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last one to cum

last one to cum is a game, mainly used for hazing rituals and drunken shamings. It involves a group of guys standing around something edible, normally a peace of bread or a cookie. they all start jerking off and ultimately cum on the cookie. the last person to cum has to eat the cookie.
tonight you pledges have to play last one to cum
by Campus Mischief March 28, 2005
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The chosen one

Title character in Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2001). Played by Steve Oedekerk, The Chosen one must avenge the death of his family by defeating the Evil Betty/ Master Pain
Killing is wrong. And bad. There should be a new, stronger word for killing. Like badwrong, or badong. Yes, killing is badong. From this moment, I will stand for the opposite of killing: gnodab.
by brydoh April 18, 2005
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Murder One

really low hair cut; bald even. Refers to the number one clipper, which cuts the lowest
"Yo, I walked in the room and caught the giggles as soon as I saw that funny looking dude with the murder one."
by Cha Bizzle August 6, 2008
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two girls one cup

Verb. Synonymous with discouraged, obliterated, or owned. Just as the video, "Two Girls, One Cup" destroys women's rights, any erection a man will ever have in the future, and the confidence of a proud toilet.
1. Samuel Jackson two girls one cups everyone else in every movie he's ever played in.

2. Renee Zelwegger's appearance totally two girls one cupped my burgeoning erection
by Josh Snyder January 14, 2008
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sloppy one

A name for a blowjob, specifically one where the man's jizz gets everywhere, making the whole thing sloppy.
Shut up and gimme a sloppy one, bitch.
by Funk3e_ChunkEE_3.14 June 3, 2005
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