Double entendre of 'Dab of Ranch' terminology. Refers to the British Columbia government. Inspired by the Major Lazer song 'Know No Better'. The BC Government is renowned for corruption and incompetence.
Liberals are formed by entitled far right wing retirees that identifying with high net worth while being low net worth. Leadership is comprised of freemasons of lower intelligence. Dr Crusty Clark and Drk Gurdass Campbell are recent. No enlightened leadership since WAC Bennett. This party collaborates with the freemasons, mafia, ethnic interests that are easily duped, and entitled retirees on fixed income pensions. The freemasons consistently engage in economic corruption for personal gain. It is customary for these them to be within zero degrees of separation with drug dealers, bikers, and police through the cult. Deep within the mountains of the Okanagan Valley, there exists an Illuminati that rigs the election from West Kelowna. Similar to the Nazi uprising in Austria.
NDP party has a fiscal policy that is Not Directly Proportional to reality. These guys and gals smoke ganja, unionize, grow pony tails, and empty the provincial coffers via fiscal munchies. Able to swing the vote via disenfranchised underemployed (basically 80% of immigrants in BC) labour.
BC is run by Vancouver. Hong Kong runs Vancouver. The Triads, with the People's Liberation Army, run Hong Kong. So BC is run by the world's most dangerous and well organized terrorist organization with govt support.
Liberals are formed by entitled far right wing retirees that identifying with high net worth while being low net worth. Leadership is comprised of freemasons of lower intelligence. Dr Crusty Clark and Drk Gurdass Campbell are recent. No enlightened leadership since WAC Bennett. This party collaborates with the freemasons, mafia, ethnic interests that are easily duped, and entitled retirees on fixed income pensions. The freemasons consistently engage in economic corruption for personal gain. It is customary for these them to be within zero degrees of separation with drug dealers, bikers, and police through the cult. Deep within the mountains of the Okanagan Valley, there exists an Illuminati that rigs the election from West Kelowna. Similar to the Nazi uprising in Austria.
NDP party has a fiscal policy that is Not Directly Proportional to reality. These guys and gals smoke ganja, unionize, grow pony tails, and empty the provincial coffers via fiscal munchies. Able to swing the vote via disenfranchised underemployed (basically 80% of immigrants in BC) labour.
BC is run by Vancouver. Hong Kong runs Vancouver. The Triads, with the People's Liberation Army, run Hong Kong. So BC is run by the world's most dangerous and well organized terrorist organization with govt support.
I saw Gordon Campbell at Kelowna Airport the other day. Double of ranch he was upgrading to a BMW at Budget rental car before heading to the lodge.
by realist the December 4, 2017
Get the double of ranchmug. An attack of particular brutality where the assailant propels their victim in the air through the performance of a particularly vicious Belgian Bun, before leaping into the air and bringing their prey to earth with a second, more merciless Belgian Bun.
Good grief, did you see that? He gave Adam a double flying Belgian bun right there in the middle of the church during the carol service.
by Dismal Scientist December 16, 2023
Get the Double Flying Belgian bunmug. Ubiti dvije ptice jednim kamenom.
by Arkan na Kipru April 28, 2022
Get the Double-killmug. Double-winding is a term you use when you fart and the wind takes the scent in an unintended direction.
Double-winding is when someone farts and the wind blows in an unintended direction. It can easily backfire.
by Dragon Spatz November 1, 2017
Get the double-windingmug. Child of a person's maternal aunt (mother’s sister) with that same person's paternal uncle (father’s brother) or child of a person's paternal aunt (father’s sister) with that same person's maternal uncle (mother’s brother).
My double-first cousin is a good person.
by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019
Get the double-first cousinmug. In the complex world of Churham-spacetime physics, numeric values do not operate as expected within the rules set forth in the current real-world Einsteinian theory of General Relativity. The effects of gravity on particles, particularly of particles comprising beings exerting physical forces counter-acting the forces of gravity, are reduced significantly - often by up to 50% - of their Einsteinian General Relativity counterparts.
For theortical general calculation purposes, a Churham Double value is calculated using the following formula:
Cd = n * 2
Where Cd is the Churham spacetime value and n is the value as expressed within the parameters of general relativity's rules. However, in practice, the Churham Double calculation is nearly impossible to define accurately, as the outcome when converting between spacetime continuum rulesets is skewed by an inconsistent and ever-changing hyper-egofactor. The only consistent outcome that has been proven is that the Churham Double spacetime conversion ALWAYS results in a value significantly greater than the input.
It becomes clear, then, that any physical work that needs to be completed would benefit greatly from a conversion to Churham spacetime before starting said work, and converting back for convenience once said work is completed.
For theortical general calculation purposes, a Churham Double value is calculated using the following formula:
Cd = n * 2
Where Cd is the Churham spacetime value and n is the value as expressed within the parameters of general relativity's rules. However, in practice, the Churham Double calculation is nearly impossible to define accurately, as the outcome when converting between spacetime continuum rulesets is skewed by an inconsistent and ever-changing hyper-egofactor. The only consistent outcome that has been proven is that the Churham Double spacetime conversion ALWAYS results in a value significantly greater than the input.
It becomes clear, then, that any physical work that needs to be completed would benefit greatly from a conversion to Churham spacetime before starting said work, and converting back for convenience once said work is completed.
Person 1: "I did 100 squats today."
Person 2: "How did you count them?"
Person 1: "I used Churham Doubles."
Person 2: "How did you count them?"
Person 1: "I used Churham Doubles."
by dudewad September 12, 2022
Get the Churham Doublemug. When a person uses every color of chip two times on one raise during a game of poker; mostly in Texas Hold 'Em.
by thepen15mightier December 31, 2010
Get the Double Rainbow Raisemug.