classy dick

An un-circumcized penis.

David, and I have "classy dicks," they are wearing suits.

by Reuballs March 4, 2007

Dick Nipples

An over sized nipple that is elongated and looks like a penis!

Hey Baby You Wanna Have Some Fun Tonight?
OOOOO Yeah, Get Your Dick Nipples Out
No Way I Ain't Shitting Through Them Again!

by Lars Bolshitz December 26, 2007

dick fear

The fear or anxiety of someone seeing your penis for the first time.

"She got stung by a jellyfish and asked me to pee on her, but I got the dick fear".

by newer name October 27, 2008

Dick Riding

When someone clings to the accomplishment of another as if they had something to do with it, which they didn't. They may even try to accept praise for said accomplishment, when once again it is not deserved... as they havn't actually done anything themselves.

1. Obama being the first president of african american decent, and suddenly all african americans were into politics... totally dick riding on o-beezy.

2. John was bragging how he went to the Lakers game with front row seats! However, his friend had taken him with his spare ticket... john was totally dick riding.

by BiG122 September 28, 2010

ethan is a dick

HE IS A SELFISH DEFORMED FUCKER WHO KNOWS MY E-MAIL

Me: Hey, Ethan, Fuck off
Ethan:I WILL SEND ABUSIVE E-MAILS FROM YOUR ACCOUNT!!!
Me: Ethan is a Dick

by THEMYLOMACHINATOR September 21, 2013

Whiskey Dick

A condition where a man cannot get fully erect or stay fully erect because of alcohol intoxication. What makes Whiskey Dick different from other forms of erectile dysfunction is the extreme desire to keep trying to have sex and penetrate the vagina, even when the woman gets up and puts her clothes back on. The male will still dry hump and beg even when the penis is so limp it is like throwing a cocktail frank in a canyon.

Sara: Why won't you go out with Rob again?
Ella: Because he had Whiskey Dick and kept trying to dry hump me as I was leaving. It was so awkward.

by BombACat July 18, 2010

Riddle Dick

A Riddle Dick is any guy attending Embry Riddle that believes he is undeniably the most wonderful person walking on earth due to his status as a pilot or supergenius engineer.

Riddle Dick's often use cheesy pickup lines, wear large pilot sunglasses, pop their collars, and will shun any woman they mistook as an easy Riddle Chick.

AKA douche bag

Riddle Dick: Hey baby, I'm a pilot at Embry Riddle. Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew...

Normal Girl: (rolls eyes and walks away)

Riddle Dick to friend: What a bitch! I should tell everyone she works on the corner of Ridgewood and participated in the donkey show.

by Nik M. November 11, 2006