John Leslie

The kid but not really.

John Leslie let the dogs out.

by runningman124 October 14, 2011

John In Tennessee

When that shit is fuckin trash and you should get off the air ways.

Bobby: Did you hear that garbage on the radio
Brandon: Yea, that was John In Tennessee worthy.

by anonymous November 16, 2021

John Marquina

A person to laugh at any time with his noises and singing and his highly charming face

Oh Wow! You are such a John Marquina

by Urban Dictionary May 1, 2018

John Stamos

A guy who's mother told him that Santa Claus brought him into this world for everyone.

That guy John Stamos still not only believes in Santa Claus, but he thinks that it's true that Santa Claus brought him as something for everybody, the most popular thing under the tree.

by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021

John

It is used as the first name and uses a media's name for the last name

ex. John Ultrakill, John Silent Hill

by John Ultrakill October 24, 2025

John Elway

When you use your finger to block one nostril and blow hard through the other nostril, sending a glob of snot flying out of your nose at a high rate of speed.

It feels so great to John Elway during a shower.

by Carhgo72 November 2, 2022

John gonzales

Short for Buford Samuel Humpindinkle or a little boy who’s milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

She has a John gonzales milkshake

by Papi chulo * November 26, 2019