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Hand warmer 9000

The hand warmer 9000 is a version of a hand job where instead of just the motion of a normal hand job, someone increases speed and pressure of their grip until the male penis begins to heat up and turn red do to the friction caused by the speed and pressure of someone’s hand in the vertical up and down motion.
Male: “Hey babe can you give me the hand warmer 9000?”
Female: “yeah of course I can”
by Yesdadyes January 4, 2020
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dyke hand

A dyke hand occurs when a photo is taken and the individual in the photo has their arm around another person's shoulder. Causing the dyke hand. Formation of the hand that seems to be somewhat deformed or somewhat awkward looking.
Girl 1 - "Oh my god I love this picture of us!"

Girl 2 - "Me too! but I have a dyke hand!"
by awkwardfotoz April 17, 2011
mugGet the dyke handmug.

“Hands Bitch”

Any person who is singularly use to sexually excite or satisfy with JUST their hands.
This is very similar to a Side Bitch but is exclusively used for hand stuff.
Shaniquwah was Percey’s “Hands Bitch” and regularly gave him the handy dandy business every Thursday night. He also had a Booty Bitch.
by PlasticSheep January 8, 2020
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Hand Briefs

When a guy poses naked with only his hand covering his junk. Similar to a female's Hand Bra.
"Yo. Tracy showed me that Alan sent her a pic of himself with Hand Briefs. He's into some really intense sexting!"
by Biiig Z September 25, 2011
mugGet the Hand Briefsmug.

edward 40 loco hands

Edward 40 Loco hands is when you tape a 40 on one hand and a 4 loco on the other and have to drink it in under 15 minutes or you get punched in the face!
Hey bro why did you get knocked out! bruhhhh i couldnt make it 15 minutes in edward 40 loco hands!🤢
by firefighting dictonary June 15, 2021
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nice warm friendly hand shake

The pop up screen that you get if you complete an achievement before the achievement book update in boom slingers, I'm pretty sure I'm one of the only people to find this Easter egg
Nice warm friendly hand shake

There is an image two devs doing a hand shake and someone doing a thumbs up in the background and it's labeled

" Nice Warm Friendly Handshake

No achievement system implemented yet "
And I screenshotted it but the phone I have it on broke but it's the pfp on my Gmail rn

Noice
by RoseRed669 January 19, 2023
mugGet the nice warm friendly hand shakemug.

HAND-JOB

April 21 is national blow-job or hand-job day
Give your boyfriend a hand-job or a blow-job as long as he want you to.
by Lilylopezzzz April 18, 2021
mugGet the HAND-JOBmug.

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