fart guard

A guard that u put up to keep the fart away and out of fabrics
We put down fart guard down to keep jacks fart away
by Sporty75 March 07, 2022
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Ego Fart

When you think your idea is original and great when you are absolutely lying to yourself and everyone else because all you did was rename/rebrand someone else's idea, especially if you blew up the original policy and only rewrote the same thing with a different title. Some people do this just to praise themselves. Having your own label on a policy decision is only for your ego, and that ideology stinks and is immature.
President Trump blowing up the NAFTA deal and then changing the name with the same policies and countries was a huge ego fart.
by Arizona Mildman December 01, 2018
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Fart gamble

When you need to fart really really bad but, you are genuinely afraid you are gonna shit yourself. It is a risky roll of the dice.
I fart gambled with my boss in the elevator yesterday.
by jefeslifelesson August 06, 2017
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bucket of sweaty piss-farts

When someone has an extreme case of body-odor, consisting of every possible odor a body can produce.
That homeless lady that sat next to me on the bus smelled like a bucket of sweaty piss-farts.
by Jesus Dressed in Black January 19, 2022
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Fart and Furious

That chili made me race to the bathroom Fart and Furious.
by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it October 30, 2020
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ghost fart

a ghost fart is when suddenly smelling a fart but you don't know who it's from or there's no one in the roomw ith you and you're 100% sure it is not you
person 1:''Do you smell that?'' person 2: ''No..?'' person 1: ''Did you just fart?'' person 2: ''Of course not, I can't even smell it. Where does it come from?'' person 1: ''From the front of the class but the class is totally empty, we're the only ones here.'' person 2: ''I'm afraid we just experienced a ghost fart.''
by 123oreosoyummy February 13, 2024
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Ghost Fart

When you are in a room and you are the only person in there but it smells like someone farted
by wild goth bitch August 25, 2021
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