n-word

A word that will get you cancelled on twitter dot com by a bunch of fat trans green haired bitches

"Im going to tweet the N-word on twitter, its fine because im black- *dies*"

by fahelo September 12, 2021

Fap N’ Crap

When someone rubs one out while taking a shit on the pooperfarten.

IRS Agent 1: Why is he taking so long to open the door?

IRS Agent 2: He’s probably doing the classic fap n’ crap.

by uncleGhandalf May 14, 2020

sneeze n squeezer

Someone who fakes sick to get out of things, especially for the purpose of having sex.

Sort of like "boo, you whore" from mean girls

"Nah shes not at school today shes sick"
"Wow what a sneeze n squeezer"

by your grandpas boyfriend March 30, 2024

Gag n' pump

Sticking your finger down her throat while doggy style to make her gag to tighten on the pump

She was so drunk, I iust decided to gag n' pump her!

by Penny Willow May 31, 2014

J U A N

Juan is a horse on a balcony. nothing more nothing less. The Juan Word Is Usually Spelled J U A N Instead of normal Juan.

Say Something Funny!
-J U A N
Everybody laughed.

by epic tROLL 11 April 28, 2022

neat ‘n’ sweet

How you wanna make everything prior to The Inspector coming by to look at your place.

I try to always keep things reasonably clean and tidy around my apartment in any case, but this also lessens the burden of making everything "neat ‘n’ sweet" for da monthly quarters-inspection.

by QuacksO September 10, 2018

N-ship

A relationship/friendship based on one persons need for another person's drivers license.

Superficial.

Did you about Ebize and Flex? What an N-ship! She's TOTES getting used. Fack.

by drajir February 1, 2010