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national murder your small friends day

October 22nd is national murder your small friends day. This applies to any of your friends that are smaller than you.
Tall friend: Hey it’s october 22nd!
Small friends: So?
Tall friend: Its national murder your small friends day!
Small friends: no💔
by thisisnotniamh October 21, 2020
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National Buy Your Girlfriend Starbucks Day

This is the day when boyfriends buy their girlfriends their favorite Starbucks drink
Friends: “Hey let’s go get smoothies!”
Boyfriend: “Sorry I can’t. I have to buy my girlfriend a Starbucks for national Buy your Girlfriend Starbucks Day”
by girlyygirl13 October 26, 2020
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October 28th is national Reply Slow to your girlfriend day.

Just don't reply fast.

She won't care
"Oh hey (name of someone) I can't reply fast today, it's October 28th."
"And?"
"It's national Reply Slow to your girlfriend day."
by Büttfüçkër October 28, 2020
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ask ur crush out on April 25th :) do it u pussy. u have to
hey whore go ask ur crush out its national ask ur crush out day
by dream.._.simp April 25, 2022
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National Ass Pic Day May 3rd

on the monday of may 3rd it is national ass pic day and is deemed respectful to send an ass pic either of whoever you choose for the holiday or whoever ask for one
national ass pic day may 3rd

1: you know what day it is

2: hell yeah i do
1: here you go
2: damn you juicy asf
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June 21: National Kokichi Ouma day

National Kokichi Ouma day, the day that the supreme leader prodigy popped. Quite literally.
P1: "Ayo bro, it's June 21: National Kokichi Ouma day."
P2: "Oh. So THAT'S why I've been hearing 'Wow, Shuichi! Did you hear that? The robot's being sassy with me!' all day!"
by Kokichi. Ouma May 5, 2022
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November 28th National True words day

You say whatever’s on your mind and don’t hold anything back always speaking the truth
Jane)Hey Timmy your looking happy

Timmy)Hey Janes since it’s November 28th National True words day just wanted to say what’s on my mind let you know I want to date you and do some other things

Jane)Say less me too
by GorRhinoDaRealest November 21, 2020
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