national murder your small friends day

October 22nd is national murder your small friends day. This applies to any of your friends that are smaller than you.

Tall friend: Hey it’s october 22nd!
Small friends: So?
Tall friend: Its national murder your small friends day!
Small friends: no💔

by thisisnotniamh October 21, 2020

National Buy Your Girlfriend Starbucks Day

This is the day when boyfriends buy their girlfriends their favorite Starbucks drink

Friends: “Hey let’s go get smoothies!”
Boyfriend: “Sorry I can’t. I have to buy my girlfriend a Starbucks for national Buy your Girlfriend Starbucks Day”

by girlyygirl13 October 26, 2020

National Reply Slow To Your Girlfriend Day

October 28th is national Reply Slow to your girlfriend day.

Just don't reply fast.

She won't care

"Oh hey (name of someone) I can't reply fast today, it's October 28th."
"And?"
"It's national Reply Slow to your girlfriend day."

by Büttfüçkër October 28, 2020

national ask ur crush out day

ask ur crush out on April 25th :) do it u pussy. u have to

hey whore go ask ur crush out its national ask ur crush out day

by dream.._.simp April 25, 2022

National Ass Pic Day May 3rd

on the monday of may 3rd it is national ass pic day and is deemed respectful to send an ass pic either of whoever you choose for the holiday or whoever ask for one

national ass pic day may 3rd

1: you know what day it is

2: hell yeah i do
1: here you go
2: damn you juicy asf

by peanut butter jelly me up May 1, 2022

June 21: National Kokichi Ouma day

National Kokichi Ouma day, the day that the supreme leader prodigy popped. Quite literally.

P1: "Ayo bro, it's June 21: National Kokichi Ouma day."
P2: "Oh. So THAT'S why I've been hearing 'Wow, Shuichi! Did you hear that? The robot's being sassy with me!' all day!"

by Kokichi. Ouma May 5, 2022

November 28th National True words day

You say whatever’s on your mind and don’t hold anything back always speaking the truth

Jane)Hey Timmy your looking happy

Timmy)Hey Janes since it’s November 28th National True words day just wanted to say what’s on my mind let you know I want to date you and do some other things

Jane)Say less me too

by GorRhinoDaRealest November 21, 2020