John

John is WHITE. not only does he drink pumpkin spice lattes he also plays football. sometimes he can be funny but is still really white and weird. he is also a VERY DRY texter

random guy: hey John

John:ok cool

by jackesgossipgirl August 23, 2020

John

Do the thug shaker

John:(doing the thug shaker)

by AMUNGOS November 14, 2022

John-snowed

To be praised for your natural skill or leadership and given a promotion or additional responsibility against your will or expectation

You’ve been John-snowed
I’ve been John-snowed

by anonymous November 18, 2020

Klondike like Leto John

When someone looks like a familiar celebrity that you can’t quite put your finger on

The guy who wrote rocket man Klondike like Leto John

by Realfactd May 30, 2023

John Cathey

The boy with beautiful blue eyes, messy brown hair, and has a loving heart that is of teenager age range and striving to become successful in life and has an Instagram@jcathey123. He is single and wants to find someone with a good heart cute face, and supports him.

John Cathey is amazing.

by jcgotmoves May 29, 2020

john pumpkin

A person that is really bad, stupid or beta

That knigger is a John pumpkin

by Will F24 December 11, 2018

John Snowball

John Snowball is a very sexy person. He is a bi-sexual queen and he has a very sexy voice. John has got bright blue hair which makes him stand out in the crowd and all of the attention goes to him. Without John Snowball, we would all be lost! Mr Snowball is also very famous and young adolescents admire him for who he is.

Person A: ‘did you watch John Snowball’s live last night?’
Person B: ‘yes! He is just amazing!’

by Nigha Vill May 8, 2022