John

John is so sexy has a huge ass cock. All the girls and hoes want him he is tall, has brown/green eyes, dark brown hair. He is so sexy all the girls sleep with him and suck his dick. He is also strong, hairy, and athletic.
John has a HUGE ass dick.
by leethalwilson April 12, 2019
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John Adams

American statesman, attorney, diplomat, writer and Founding Father.
2nd President of the United States (1797-1801)
by slayert March 7, 2022
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Typical John

It's John. He is John. He only cares about his reputation. He sleeps with underage girls because he likes the pussy. The authorities never found him because he is every John and there is way too many fucking johns. He loves tea and his only weakness is a flash of dick. John walks the streets begging for money but is loaded with cash just to scam people. He harasses women all the time. He is a typical john.
Nolan: Who is that queer?
Bill: That's a typical john.
Nolan: Who the fuck are you?
Bill: I'm bill.
Nolan: Do I know you?
Bill: No.
Nolan: Then what the fuck are you doing here?
Bill: ...Huh. I don't know.
by AlexHatesSalad January 6, 2025
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Dirty Crazy John

When ones Penis is so large when he gets an erection it caused them to pass out.
Chris, had a dirty crazy john so he passed out cold.
by Crazyjohn1911 April 30, 2024
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John

An impeccable specimen of a male. With brains and braun, he would make a damn hell of a doctor and representative for Bergen County Academy's AMST.
by NotJohnR January 21, 2022
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